Short people

[Bob_Bytchin]

Short People
Randy Newman


Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

 

[lovetoread]

Great as if being fat wasnt bad enough, now I am bad cause I am short too?

 

[Linedrive]

This is Bob's way of attracting that dwarf he's always fantasized about.

 

[Saint Peter]

I thank God for short people every time I am standing in line for something. I also love to play basketball with short people.

Short people. They're not just for breakfast anymore.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

This is Bob's way of attracting that dwarf he's always fantasized about.

And I want to thank you for finally showing up

 

[Linedrive]

Heh...3'2" here buddy, 3'4" when I put on the heals

 

[Saint Peter]

I was much more comfortable with the 'Dont Ask Dont Tell' threads.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Heh...3'2" here buddy, 3'4" when I put on the heals

Platform shoes?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I was much more comfortable with the 'Dont Ask Dont Tell' threads.

Hey, this was purely voluntary.

 

[lovetoread]

I was much more comfortable with the 'Dont Ask Dont Tell' threads.

I dunno, this is strangely highly erotic.

 

[Temptress_1960]

OK, so you can bend down and kiss my ever-widening ass.

ROFLMAO

 

[Nicki19]

5'1" here....


I love being short. There's something about a man being able to wrap himself around you... It's worth all the short jokes, it really is. Now someone explain the obsession of really tall men with really short women. I'm telling you, 6'6" and 5'1" just don't line up right outside of bed...


Oh, and us short people don't deserve extra rights either. I like having to ask attractive tall men to get stuff off the top shelf for me.

 

[Linedrive]

I'm telling you, 6'6" and 5'1" just don't line up right outside of bed...

Sure they do, when a 6'6" man is sitting in his recliner watching football, a 5'1" coffee table would come in handy, especially one with a flat head

 

[Ladyhawke]

I have a love/hate relationship with being short (5'2), but for the most part I don't mind, I just tell everyone dynamite comes in small packages! But for some reason that danm Randy Newman song just bugs the living shit out of me!

 

[Soblue]

I always hated that fucking song.

I'm only 5'2, but that's ok, it makes the pool of available taller men much larger.

 

[Kitte]

I am 5'4" I am cool with that...as for tall men, well in my experience. I love it. My ideal is 6'4-6'5 I just love that feeling of being all encompassed. *le sigh*

 

[Aquila]

Im tall, I preffer short women.
They fit nicely. cuddle size

 

[marksgirl]

I always hated that fucking song.

I'm only 5'2, but that's ok, it makes the pool of available taller men much larger.

So did my mother because we use to tease her with it all the time when we where kids.

 

[emerald_a]

short people..

5'1" here....


I love being short. There's something about a man being able to wrap himself around you... It's worth all the short jokes, it really is. Now someone explain the obsession of really tall men with really short women. I'm telling you, 6'6" and 5'1" just don't line up right outside of bed...


Oh, and us short people don't deserve extra rights either. I like having to ask attractive tall men to get stuff off the top shelf for me.

I'm 4'11" of pure dynamite!! Love those tall men!!

 

[littlekateyes]

O man

 

[SpiceCake]

Im tall, I preffer short women.
They fit nicely. cuddle size

 

[HeavyStick]

I am 5'4" I am cool with that...as for tall men, well in my experience. I love it. My ideal is 6'4-6'5 I just love that feeling of being all encompassed. *le sigh*

aquila laying on would make you feel encompassed

 

[calypso_21]

Reminded of best friend in high school who was 4'11"...when I said I liked being able to see over a crowd, she came back saying but being short she can get through it quicker ...I decided NOT to tell her that didn't really matter much if she didn't know where she was going.

 

[rjonnes]

Grr... yeah, that song bugs me. As a 5'4 guy, anti-short bias is something I've been used to all my life. *shrugs* The whole tall guy/really short woman thing has always bugged me, though -- many women won't date a guy who's shorter than they are, so why do the tall guys have to further deplete the available pool for us little folk??