Shit, there needs to be a Cliff Richard thread!

[Lancecastor]

His partner is a former Priest?

But Sir Quiff isn't gay?

Holy hand grenade of Antioch!

You Brits are super freaks, super freaks, you're super freakay.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've been banging on about this for 10 years on here!

 

[lovecraft68]

I've been banging on about this for 10 years on here!

Wait for it, Lance's next post will be about how he met Cliff, worked with him, had sex with his mother and how his son had sex with her too.

 

[RoryN]

It's so funny how we don't talk about him anymore.

 

[Lancecastor]

I've been banging on about this for 10 years on here!

Well then where is your definitive Cliff Richard thread then?

I saw you said a thing or two the past few days...so the credit is yours, of course.

Why do british entertainers prefer little boys?

 

[the_kuntess]

It's the wether.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ishtat]

It's the wether.

Whay d'you reckon is his preference, sheep or goat?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well then where is your definitive Cliff Richard thread then?

I saw you said a thing or two the past few days...so the credit is yours, of course.

Why do british entertainers prefer little boys?

You want me to bump it?

 

[Lancecastor]

You want me to bump it?

I just don't want you to think I was trying to cut your grass.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I just don't want you to think I was trying to cut your grass.

Fuck no. Anyone who is dissing that cunt is welcome at my table. I hate him with a passion.

 

[Endless_Night]

Smirk.

I really don't think there needs to be a Cliff Richards anything. Accept maybe handbags. That skin looks.....hand baggy. Maybe wallets.

Hmm, am I in a bad mood or is it the Cliff association?

Elle!

I don't think I've ever seen you snarky....

Do it more.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

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Fata gets it. Some people just make you feel....not right. I actually hope he isn't guilty so that he has a redeeming feature. His pedal pushers drive me into a fury, which is ridiculous: it's nothing to me if he ears pedal pushers.


There is another category of celebrity which intrigue me but does not revolt me, but are relevant because they have similar skin. This category of celebrity started as just two: Liza Minnelli and Barry mannilow, I noticed they were turning into the same person. It was a little odd to see. But now I have noticed others are joining them. That peculiar little singer man who marries tall blonde women is starting to merge ......I cannot think of his name.

I hope you aren't dissing Billy Joel.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]