Sex with mom?

[thesexwiz]

How many guys out there would consider having sex with their mom, if the opportunity arose?

 

[krista_kisses]

bad bad bad bad bad

 

[Wizard]

Read my lips........................."Not going to happen"

 

[T.H. Oughts]

And no, none of you can have me either

 

[Ice Cold]

And no, none of you can have me either

What if we go down on our knees and say "Pretty please?"

 

[T.H. Oughts]

What if we go down on our knees and say "Pretty please?"

Even with cheries on top I would not be your Mother

 

[Tyrael]

I wonder how long it is before he gets into the really extreme sexual things.

 

[Ice Cold]

Even with cheries on top I would not be your Mother

Stomps foot & pouts!! NO FAIR NO FAIR!!!!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Stomps foot & pouts!! NO FAIR NO FAIR!!!!

And if you stomp your foot once more I might just........ Ah hold on, you are not pulling me into this one lol

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I wonder how long it is before he gets into the really extreme sexual things.

And what would you call 'exteme' Tyrael?

Considering the person dosn't add there 2 cents to the threads, I find it rather boring

 

[Ice Cold]

And if you stomp your foot once more I might just........ Ah hold on, you are not pulling me into this one lol

Damn she's good. Must go to plan B:

Holds breath until face turns blue!!!
(that will get her!!)

 

[Tyrael]

Which person would that be?

Anyway, I'm not about to fuck my mother. Not even if Hell froze over.

I just know Sexwiz is gonna come up in here and ask this one day :

"How many people would have sex with their pets?"

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Damn she's good. Must go to plan B:
Holds breath until face turns blue!!!
(that will get her!!)

Darlin you can work through the whole alphabet and I will STILL not be your mother....

You MIGHT have better luck being the cute guy that lives next door though

 

[T.H. Oughts]

"How many people would have sex with their pets?"

True, that and a couple of other pervy things..... better not list them or it might give him ideas

 

[Ice Cold]

Darlin you can work through the whole alphabet and I will STILL not be your mother....

You MIGHT have better luck being the cute guy that lives next door though

Starts looking up New Zealand rental properties on-line...

Heh heh... won't she be surprised!!

 

[Tyrael]

I think it's too late for that. A mind like his....who knows what goes on in there?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Starts looking up New Zealand rental properties on-line...
Heh heh... won't she be surprised!!

Oh no, your profile says you like "Driving peopel crazy".... I'm ringing for a new alarm system now

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Never again.

 

[Ice Cold]

Oh no, your profile says you like "Driving peopel crazy".... I'm ringing for a new alarm system now

Damn... I never finished that line, it should of read, Driving people crazy with passion... yeah that's what I meant to write.... WE don't need alarms now do we? We're practically neighbors. Can I borrow some sugar?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Damn... I never finished that line, it should of read, Driving people crazy with passion... yeah that's what I meant to write.... WE don't need alarms now do we? We're practically neighbors. Can I borrow some sugar?

LMAO.... So sugar wants some passion??????

 

[Ice Cold]

LMAO.... So sugar wants some passion??????

Did I mention my middle name was sugar, it's because I'm sweet on you.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Did I mention my middle name was sugar, it's because I'm sweet on you.

Ah shucks *insert blushing icon*

BUT I'm still not gonna be your mother

*ok dinner time...... later*

 

[Ice Cold]

Later T. H. (mom)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Later T. H. (mom)

You just had to slip it in didn't you... that's it, no icecream for pudding and no cartoons for a week !!

 

[sch00lteacher]

Before too long they will have the technology out that will age verify people. You'll have to register at a central location, then when you enter an adult site, you will have to give a thumb scan or retina scan.

It is one of the only ways I can see of keeping adult content on the web away from children.

If your under the current age of adulthood (which is currently 18 or 21 depending upon where you live), it will not allow you onto the site.

Until such time, we will have to suffer the musings of underaged dolts like the thesexwiz.

How sad.