Sex toys must be designed by men with penis envy

[Cirrus]

He and I were running some erands today in a nearby town and we say an adult "party" store. Needing/wanting a few things, we went in to check it out. We were in the market for a larger butt plug and a dildo.

We picked out what we wanted and looked around some more. There was one of those penis extender sleeves, but this one had fucking spikes on it. Not nice little nobby things either...it looked like the back side of those plastic carpet protector runners. I almost bled just looking at it. I don't think it was designed for SM type of play either...just didn't have that look about it.

Then we got home and looked at the dildo we'd gotten. We wanted one about His size so I could get a realistic feeling of double penetration. His penis is almost the model of average size...not huge, but not small. Our dildo is a little longer than Him but about as thick. On the package it said "Thin Cock". If that's thin, I'd hate to see large.

So men or ladies with female partners, please don't stick something that looks like sea urchin in your girl unless she specifically asks you to do it. Some of this stuff looks downright dangerous. Obviously designed by men with issues...hey, they're more visual anyway...looks over function, right? LOL

 

[James Blandings]

I had arranged to spend some time with a Domme in a nearby city once, and one of the things we had planned was a strap on scene. She did not own one, so I offered to buy her one. I stopped at an adult store on the way, and bought a starp on harness and dildo. Well, I didn't read closely enough, and when she went to put it on, we discovered it was an extra large. It was huge, 10 inches long and as big around as a coke can.
We gave it the good old college try, but it was just too big for me. We did find other ways to have fun, but to this day, whenever we talk one of us is sure to make a joke about that giant dildo.

 

[SpectreT]

I had a different take on the "odd sizing"

I thought it was part of a vast feminist conspiracy to make all us.... averagely endowed.... men feel inadequate.

 

[Desdemona]

Ahem. In my professional capacity, I've evaluated thousands of male members and feel comfortable telling you that the size most commonly described as average truly is average. (I am of course, allowing for some circumstantial "shrinkage").

Every time I go into a toy store, I waffle between fear at the thought of one of those giant things coming near me and amusement that anyone would ever think to describe them as "lifelike".

 

[Ebonyfire]

Ahem. In my professional capacity, I've evaluated thousands of male members and feel comfortable telling you that the size most commonly described as average truly is average. (I am of course, allowing for some circumstantial "shrinkage").

Every time I go into a toy store, I waffle between fear at the thought of one of those giant things coming near me and amusement that anyone would ever think to describe them as "lifelike".

Well I have seen and used all sizes of units, and I can truthfully say the one I like best is the one I have before me that that moment. It's not the tool, but the operator.

However, the biggest dildo I have was a present from bitchboy.

And he has been "blessed".

Eb

 

[Desdemona]

It's not the tool, but the operator.
Eb

Truer words were never spoken. Des

 

[Ebonyfire]

Well I have seen and used all sizes of units, and I can truthfully say the one I like best is the one I have before me that that moment. It's not the tool, but the operator.

However, the biggest dildo I have was a present from bitchboy.

And he has been "blessed".

Eb

I failed to mention that it fits in one of my strap on harnesses too. That means more often that not it finds itself embedded in his wiggling, wanton backside.

Eb<a win-win situation if I ever saw one>

 

["angel" eve]

things that frustrate me

i'm a college girl. even a co-ed if that counts but i think kink is a matured taste, so don't take the joke as a slight.

i know way too many guys who think they're too small, when they're average. and in truth, anything over about 6 1/2" inches long scares me. average is great. and the best sex i ever had was with a guy who was about 4". i could deep throat without gagging much (nothing harmful, just enough to keep me submissive) and the head hit my g-spot wonderfully.

i mean i'm not terribly tight. i'm not a virgin, but hell no, not in my cunt is anything big, hard, throbing, huge, massive or otherwise bigger than average cock facimily going. not even the real thing of some guy endowed that painfully wished to use it on me. nuh-uh. i have an interest in vaginal fisting, but you can add and subtract fingers until you're ready. with a cock or dildo you simply can't do that.

" he ran his cock up and down her wet slit. she moaned in anticipation, his strong arms pinning her down, leaving her completely vulnerable... he slammed his hard throbbing cock into her. she screamed with pain and pleasure. the pain quickly subsiding as her breaths quickened in anticipation of an exhausting orgasm, the first of many, as he thrust into her over and over"

that creation of mine, sums up the only use of a massive cock. that is not a turn on for me.

 

[Cirrus]

Amen. I've had 10 sex partners, all male, and all but one was average. The above average guy hurt. While sometimes that was OK, sometimes it was just plain old painful. I'm a small lady, and (I've been told) pretty damn tight, and the guy actually got a complex about having a big dick. He didn't want to hurt me but he couldn't do anything about his size. And sucking him? Forget it. I mean, I did...but I never, never enjoyed it.

My guy right now is perfectly average and comfortable with it. Sometimes I'd like it if he were just a little bigger-thicker, not longer-but 99.9% of the time I'm perfectly satisfied and so is he. Part of it for me is emotional...the more I care about my man the more enjoyable sex usually is.

Anyway, James, I think we saw the dildo of which you speak yesterday. The thing was about 18" long and might have actually been thicker than a coke can. The only thing I'd ever by that for is a prank gift, and maybe not even then since it was $60.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: things that frustrate me

i'm a college girl. even a co-ed if that counts but i think kink is a matured taste

Not necessarily. I have been kinky since 19 years of age.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: things that frustrate me

Not necessarily. I have been kinky since 19 years of age. However it was in the 60s and everyone was kinky!

Eb

 

["angel" eve]

lol....

sorry Ebony. i wasn't exactly around for the 60's...

but then again, the fact that sex is differntly, but just as permissable as in the 60's i don't think i missed out. not too badly anywayz.

where sex is acceptable, kinky people will follow - in droves.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: I had a different take on the "odd sizing"

I thought it was part of a vast feminist conspiracy to make all us.... averagely endowed.... men feel inadequate.

We do not have to do that. Men are perfectly capable of making themselves feel inadequate. And usually they succeed.

Eb

 

[RainCrow]

Funny that this conversation has been brought up on the message board. Just the other day I was listening to the radio to the morning show. What's called the locker room (yes three guys with big egos to fill) They happened to be talking about longer being better for a woman. I started laughing. They asked for a few women to call in and discuss the issue with them. A couple of them did and everyone of them said that longer was not better if anything thicker would be better, but average was just about right. I agree much with these statements but to my astonishment the guys blew them off like they didn't know anything. They kept saying longer is better. I couldn't believe that they wouldn't listen to a word the women were saying. Like women wouldn't have any experience and they had the 411 one what women want. Now I know not every male out there is like that but I just thought it was interesting.

 

[Native Alien]

just my opinion

it just goes to show that some men don't realize what they are saying or why they are saying it.

men that are to "well endowed" will tell you that they have problems with scaring women. i personally like the "average". not to big, not to little, just right.

plus the better the skills, the better the "average".

nice point that one Mis Ebony...

 

[Ebonyfire]

Funny that this conversation has been brought up on the message board. Just the other day I was listening to the radio to the morning show. What's called the locker room (yes three guys with big egos to fill) They happened to be talking about longer being better for a woman. I started laughing. They asked for a few women to call in and discuss the issue with them. A couple of them did and everyone of them said that longer was not better if anything thicker would be better, but average was just about right. I agree much with these statements but to my astonishment the guys blew them off like they didn't know anything. They kept saying longer is better. I couldn't believe that they wouldn't listen to a word the women were saying. Like women wouldn't have any experience and they had the 411 one what women want. Now I know not every male out there is like that but I just thought it was interesting.

I am not surprised about what you described. I have found in my own personal experiences that men are more concerned with size than I have ever been. Sad.

Eb

 

[RainCrow]

that men are more concerned with size than I have ever been. Sad.
Eb

Yes that I believe is true. Personally I believe as you put it Eb "It's not the tool, but the operator."

 

[Ebonyfire]

just my opinion

plus the better the skills, the better the "average".

That is without a doubt the truth!!!

Eb

 

["angel" eve]

variaton on a good sentiment

it isn't the wand that is magic. it's the magician who uses his wand to make magic.

just another way of saying it's not the tool but the operator.


i'm working on a public service announcement as a school project. if i didn't already have a proposal i think i'd adopt the cause of educating people that size has very little to do with the quality of sex, listening and noticing the nuances in your partners actions and words directly influences the quality of sex, with huge noticable differnces.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Stereotypes

There is more Native Alien. I have gotten messaged by guys of all races who claim to have huge units, (one was 17"), and he was looking for someone to have sex with cause all most women were scared to. I asked him whyhe chose me and of course he stated it was because I was Black and it is well known that black women prefer well endowed men.

Yeah, right!

Eb

just my opinion

it just goes to show that some men don't realize what they are saying or why they are saying it.

men that are to "well endowed" will tell you that they have problems with scaring women. i personally like the "average". not to big, not to little, just right.

plus the better the skills, the better the "average".

nice point that one Mis Ebony...

 

[CarolineOh]

Yes that I believe is true. Personally I believe as you put it Eb "It's not the tool, but the operator."

Of course, when the operator has a really nice tool, then the job REALLY gets done.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Of course, when the operator has a really nice tool, then the job REALLY gets done.

To me, all tools that are operable, and of average size gets the job done. Besides it is the angle of the dangle, that determines my pleasure, not the size.

Eb

 

[Dr. B Evil]

Hmmm....

...I wonder if they have testing departments for the new products? That knobby/spiked thingy had to slip through a crack somehow.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Hmmm....

...I wonder if they have testing departments for the new products? That knobby/spiked thingy had to slip through a crack somehow.

Ah...but WHOSE crack?

LOL

Eb

 

[CarolineOh]

To me, all tools that are operable, and of average size gets the job done. Besides it is the angle of the dangle, that determines my pleasure, not the size.

Eb

Oh, I agree, but let's just say I'm MORE than happy with what I'm getting.