Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

So, today I've missed @crazychemgirl 's existential crisis, @NRJLIVES4ever new found love of the long jump, @Qky75 college hoe phase, @Indie & @LupineOne naked book shelf perusal, and @BrendaD curiosity over the alchemy of attraction. Did I miss anything?

My sending a Ding Dong pic to Brenda's DM

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I was taking some photos for lit and I accidentally posted one to my fucking instagram story!!!!!!

It was only up for like 15 seconds but I have no idea if anyone saw it before I deleted. I’m dying from embarrassment. RIP.

Yikes! Again, glad I deleted Instagram after Fb acquired

I did that once... but it was Facebook. Thankfully I realized what I did immediately and it was late at night and I don't think anyone saw it.

…and glad I never signed up for Fb…and glad I don’t add family to social media

Imagine when eventually the stars get so far apart they're not visible from the earth. That's really going to fuck up the stargazing party I'm throwing for my 100,000th birthday

I’ll bring the tiramisu cheesecake!

Hey @Indie let’s find this one!
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Rawr!

and meanwhile I'm all "okay, no clothes..... Oh look! Mary Higgins Clark! I wonder if I've read that one... hmmm what else do we have here..."

Hmm…I read a few of those in HS, borrowed from mom, and now only remember the weirdest details…like the thing about knowing whether or not someone drowned with their wedding ring on or not based on whether the fish nibbled their bloated ring finger off, or Victorians burying their dead with a string tied to their finger, connected to a bell on the surface in case they’re accidentally buried alive

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hey @Indie let’s find this one!
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Imma gonna check out.......a book

 

[Qky75]

Heading into 60mph like a Valkyrie.....it a moron. Wish me luck

 

[Qky75]

Fat thumbs + autocorrect have a vendetta against me.... Probably a result of too much masturbation.

 

[Wand3rlust]

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I don’t know why I need this…. But I need this.

Is it cos you secretly love biology?

 

[Qky75]

Is it cos you secretly love biology?

I can just see replacing all our patient education models with these:

Ok Margaret, see the Dr is gonna cut Bob open right here and take then take this valve out here...yes pull that Velcro right there.... Ok now see that long piece of blue yarn down the leg?...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Happy Friday yall

 

[vagrantx]

Happy Friday yall

It's Friday my dudes!

https://i.redd.it/gnzgfzhqxy301.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[Amanda330]

Hey baby … who’s your daddy?

Wait. I feel so betrayed right now.

 

[lavendersilk]

Happy Friday yall

Or, actual Hump Day to some.

 

[Amanda330]

Or, actual Hump Day to some.

You? What are you humping today, Lav?

 

[lavendersilk]

You? What are you humping today, Lav?

Not sure yet which lucky toy it will be...

 

[Amanda330]

Not sure yet which lucky toy it will be...

Why limit it? Hump em all...

 

[vagrantx]

Not sure yet which lucky toy it will be...

https://y.yarn.co/593ad019-b851-4d52-bfd2-061824182dd0_text.gif

 

[Qky75]

It's Friday my dudes!

https://i.redd.it/gnzgfzhqxy301.jpg

"The is Friday mine familiar".....but are we that familiar?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You guys are so perky this morning. I'm over here grumbling into my coffee.

 

[vagrantx]

"The is Friday mine familiar".....but are we that familiar?

What sort of shitty autotranslator got you det = the? We don't have a separate article for "the", we use suffixes instead, so that word cannot be translated. Fredag = Friday. Fredagen = The Friday. Det = it. And I'd change Familiar to Acquaintances.

We swede'ified this cute classic!



Sorry this'll be my last swedish lesson for today. Not sexy enough for S&S!

 

[Qky75]

What sort of shitty autotranslator got you det = the? We don't have a separate article for "the", we use suffixes instead, so that word cannot be translated. Fredag = Friday. Fredagen = The Friday. Det = it. And I'd change Familiar to Acquaintances.

We swede'ified this cute classic!

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Sorry this'll be my last swedish lesson for today. Not sexy enough for S&S!

If you giggled...my intent was successful. Of course it was a shitty translation. That's why I shared it.

 

[vagrantx]

You guys are so perky this morning. I'm over here grumbling into my coffee.

I've been up for 8 hours, trudging through a slow-as-fuck workday. SO's abroad, I'm alone, just waiting for all of you to wake up to get me through the day. Sorry if I'm a bit excited

 

[lavendersilk]

What sort of shitty autotranslator got you det = the? We don't have a separate article for "the", we use suffixes instead, so that word cannot be translated. Fredag = Friday. Fredagen = The Friday. Det = it. And I'd change Familiar to Acquaintances.

We swede'ified this cute classic!

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Sorry this'll be my last swedish lesson for today. Not sexy enough for S&S!

I don't know about everyone else but this was indeed sexy. Might I suggest a voca to tip it further into sexy territory?

 

[Qky75]

I don't know about everyone else but this was indeed sexy. Might I suggest a voca to tip it further into sexy territory?

Pfffs you just want hands free inspiration. You know, electronics techies and bicycle mechanics have a device called a third hand.....you'd think The manufacturers of the Rabbit would get on board.

 

[vagrantx]

I don't know about everyone else but this was indeed sexy. Might I suggest a voca to tip it further into sexy territory?

I don't know what to say in the meantime, have an angry swedish frog.
He's so angry he has to de-angrify himself.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why limit it? Hump em all...

Why did this make me think of Pokeman?