Sex & Shenanigans

[MiaBabe23]

Yes! Cunt & cock > dick & pussy, but all are acceptable lol. Just please don't call it a flower, member, beaver, schlong, garden, sausage, etc.

I’ve used some of those in chat, think it all depends on the mood

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Or "Finding that your handcuffs won't unlock is less so."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Please PLEASE take a sexy pic with this when you get it

Yes!

You too, CCG.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Here I am yall …. Saving your life

Every day.

 

[vagrantx]

My pet beaver is perfectly happy with a thick dowel

You have a pet beaver?? May I pet it?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fitta! Originally meant "strip of wetland" like a dewy meadow or a grassy beach. But that was hundreds of years ago. Now it's our equivalent of Pussy. Love it.

What color mana do you get when you tap a Fitta?

 

[vagrantx]

What color mana do you get when you tap a Fitta?

Colorless unless someone put a curse enchantment on you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Colorless unless someone put a curse enchantment on you

No one likes a cursed Fitta.

 

[UnquietDreams]

On the topic of porn; have y'all ever eaten someone out (/blown) while they're watching porn? It's like the hottest thing ever. Hand them their phone, tell 'em to find their favorite video, then crawl beneath the covers...

No, but a partner and I used to play "The Book Game." Pre-Hysterical Literature. She would take a book, usually a steamy one, and read aloud while I went down on her. And she read aloud until she couldn't. Love a game where everyone wins.

One night, and I think she cheated by masturbating in the shower just before, she was going to win, she was going to make it to the set number of pages. She was going to win The Book Game, which never happened. In desperation, I licked her asshole. She screamed, threw the book, and held my head there until she came. Which is where we learned we both liked anilingus, and I learned to eat ass by the book...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers.... this is my brain today.

Morning, love!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"For The World is Hollow and I Have Touched The Sky." Best Star Trek episode title ever.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh I totally understand that! Mainly because of:

all the little noises they make...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Also very fun, but missing that feeling of complete servitude

You're pretty fucking adorable

 

[dawn_of_night]

Morning, love!

Good morning....
Did you listen to my jams?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning....
Did you listen to my jams?

I did. Better than coffee.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Morning, love!

Good morning Ho-tiful

 

[dawn_of_night]

I did. Better than coffee.

Right! Love it.
But coffee is pretty damn good too

 

[dawn_of_night]

Have you been to Chaos, Ho?

@UnquietDreams

 

[dawn_of_night]

My pet beaver is perfectly happy with a thick dowel

Say less....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t have time today to go over my summer of porn story … so I will go over later

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t have time today to go over my summer of porn story … so I will go over later

So Summer of Porn 2: CCG's Boogaloo?

 

[CreekyBonz]

Looking forward to the story...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t have time today to go over my summer of porn story … so I will go over later

Was it the summer of 2003?

 

[hotoldrguy]

"For The World is Hollow and I Have Touched The Sky." Best Star Trek episode title ever.

I remember that episode