Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Good morning fuckers.... this is my brain today.

That was amazing.

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm pretty fond of cunt

Same. I prefer cunt over pussy

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Tigobitties98 should both get this!!

 

[lavendersilk]

On the topic of porn; have y'all ever eaten someone out (/blown) while they're watching porn? It's like the hottest thing ever. Hand them their phone, tell 'em to find their favorite video, then crawl beneath the covers...

Twice. Both times we didn't finish the video.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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@Tigobitties98 should both get this!!

Damn right we are!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

On the topic of porn; have y'all ever eaten someone out (/blown) while they're watching porn? It's like the hottest thing ever. Hand them their phone, tell 'em to find their favorite video, then crawl beneath the covers...

No, but that sounds hot AF

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[vagrantx]

Twice. Both times we didn't finish the video.

Oh I totally understand that! Mainly because of:

No, but that sounds hot AF

all the little noises they make...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Same. I prefer cunt over pussy

Yes! Cunt & cock > dick & pussy, but all are acceptable lol. Just please don't call it a flower, member, beaver, schlong, garden, sausage, etc.

 

[dawn_of_night]

That was amazing.

Right. I love him. And I think that's my favorite mash up
Has so many of my songs

 

[vagrantx]

Same. I prefer cunt over pussy

Yes! Cunt & cock > dick & pussy, but all are acceptable lol. Just please don't call it a flower, member, beaver, schlong, garden, sausage, etc.

Fitta! Originally meant "strip of wetland" like a dewy meadow or a grassy beach. But that was hundreds of years ago. Now it's our equivalent of Pussy. Love it.

 

[positiveflirt]

Yes! Cunt & cock > dick & pussy, but all are acceptable lol. Just please don't call it a flower, member, beaver, schlong, garden, sausage, etc.

Garden
*hyperventilates*

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Garden
*hyperventilates*

I mean, you get a free pass to call it whatever you want

 

[positiveflirt]

I mean, you get a free pass to call it whatever you want

I'll do my absolute worst

 

[vagrantx]

Honorary mention for @morelikeasong! ຊ່ອງຄອດ means vagina. I'm not sure about slang terms. But it's pronounced song khód.

 

[Lmizzler]

Yes! Cunt & cock > dick & pussy, but all are acceptable lol. Just please don't call it a flower, member, beaver, schlong, garden, sausage, etc.

Or meat pocket, ranching, etc.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Or meat pocket, ranching, etc.

Those are your preferences?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Yes! Cunt & cock > dick & pussy, but all are acceptable lol. Just please don't call it a flower, member, beaver, schlong, garden, sausage, etc.

Just over here making notes, no big deal.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes! Cunt & cock > dick & pussy, but all are acceptable lol. Just please don't call it a flower, member, beaver, schlong, garden, sausage, etc.

Shit, I’ll be at thesaurus.com if anyone’s looking for me.

 

[Lmizzler]

Those are your preferences?

Don’t make me bring my sausage to feed your beaver!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Don’t make me bring my sausage to feed your beaver!

Sausage? Beavers like wood, preferably hardwood

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sausage? Beavers like wood, preferably hardwood

I also hear they like their tails paddled.



Wait, no. They have paddle tails. Whatever same difference.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t make me bring my sausage to feed your beaver!

According to thesaurus.com, log is probably the better word here. Lodgepole could also work,

 

[Bry1313]

 

[MindYaBitness]

According to thesaurus.com, log is probably the better word here. Lodgepole could also work,

My pet beaver is perfectly happy with a thick dowel