SalaciousMonkey22
Fucking Smart Ass Ho
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- Jun 13, 2022
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She doesn’t want to KISS me. Just has to admit she knows she adores me.Have you not been paying attention, she has the germs!
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She doesn’t want to KISS me. Just has to admit she knows she adores me.Have you not been paying attention, she has the germs!
Right! Nobody says I’ve meters to go before I sleep, it’s Miles to go before I sleep.Silly man, it is pronounced "miles"!
*runs out of the room giggling*
I suppose you and a few others caught that little patchI think I saw a hint of that in the mirror
Lucky meI suppose you and a few others caught that little patch
I'm clearly missing somethingI suppose you and a few others caught that little patch
Just a moment of weakness.I'm clearly missing something
Just a moment of weakness.
Just a moment of weakness.
this was definitely in my head as I was typing out my message
A moment of lovelinessJust a moment of weakness.
Sigh.Silly man, it is pronounced "miles"!
*runs out of the room giggling*
Well you see, my boobs were (are?) on strike and I wanted to take a photo for the theme in the Chaos thread. And that only left some other bits
As a Canadian you should know we measure long distances in units of time!Sigh.
I guess "Clicks" still gets the point across, as in "Its a hundred clicks to Toronto from here."
Wait, what? There's nakedness in Chaos? Why was I not informed?Well you see, my boobs were (are?) on strike and I wanted to take a photo for the theme in the Chaos thread. And that only left some other bits
Facts.As a Canadian you should know we measure long distances in units of time!
Or, in Ontario, "Beer Stores". The cottage is 28 beer stores from Toronto.As a Canadian you should know we measure long distances in units of time!
BRBWell you see, my boobs were (are?) on strike and I wanted to take a photo for the theme in the Chaos thread. And that only left some other bits
Damn timers
PoofDamn timers
"How big's your dick?"As a Canadian you should know we measure long distances in units of time!
Me too. It was well done!"How big's your dick?"
"Minute."
i'm very proud of this pun
as opposed to inward?Do you ever notice how men’s nipples face outward …??