Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Have you not been paying attention, she has the germs!

She doesn’t want to KISS me. Just has to admit she knows she adores me.

 

[jason28053]

Silly man, it is pronounced "miles"!

*runs out of the room giggling*

Right! Nobody says I’ve meters to go before I sleep, it’s Miles to go before I sleep.

 

[MissLabelled]

I think I saw a hint of that in the mirror

I suppose you and a few others caught that little patch

 

[jason28053]

I suppose you and a few others caught that little patch

Lucky me

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I suppose you and a few others caught that little patch

I'm clearly missing something

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm clearly missing something

Just a moment of weakness.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Just a moment of weakness.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just a moment of weakness.

 

[MissLabelled]

this was definitely in my head as I was typing out my message

 

[jason28053]

Just a moment of weakness.

A moment of loveliness

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Silly man, it is pronounced "miles"!

*runs out of the room giggling*

Sigh.

I guess "Clicks" still gets the point across, as in "Its a hundred clicks to Toronto from here."

 

[MissLabelled]

Well you see, my boobs were (are?) on strike and I wanted to take a photo for the theme in the Chaos thread. And that only left some other bits

 

[MissLabelled]

Sigh.

I guess "Clicks" still gets the point across, as in "Its a hundred clicks to Toronto from here."

As a Canadian you should know we measure long distances in units of time!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well you see, my boobs were (are?) on strike and I wanted to take a photo for the theme in the Chaos thread. And that only left some other bits

Wait, what? There's nakedness in Chaos? Why was I not informed?

 

[crazychemgirl]

As a Canadian you should know we measure long distances in units of time!

Facts.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

As a Canadian you should know we measure long distances in units of time!

Or, in Ontario, "Beer Stores". The cottage is 28 beer stores from Toronto.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well you see, my boobs were (are?) on strike and I wanted to take a photo for the theme in the Chaos thread. And that only left some other bits

BRB

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

BRB

Damn timers

 

[MissLabelled]

Damn timers

Poof

 

[vagrantx]

As a Canadian you should know we measure long distances in units of time!

"How big's your dick?"
"Minute."

i'm very proud of this pun

 

[dawn_of_night]

Damn fuckers you've been busy...
I do not have the mental capacity to keep up...
For everyone....

 

[MissLabelled]

"How big's your dick?"
"Minute."

i'm very proud of this pun

Me too. It was well done!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you ever notice how men’s nipples face outward …??

 

[hotoldrguy]

Do you ever notice how men’s nipples face outward …??

as opposed to inward?

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’re pretty loud for a dead person

Only mostly dead.