Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Yeeeah, I’m not really a “good morning” in the actual morning kinda person

I had a rule at one point in my life, I said "good morning" to everyone I saw for the first time any time of day...

 

[vagrantx]

Happy Monday, hoes!

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[dawn_of_night]

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Can we have sex after you take the recycling out as well?

 

[dawn_of_night]

There is construction going on in the office next to mine. Every time the drill goes into the concrete it sounds exactly like the longest gnarliest profoundly foul flatulence in history....as if The Jolly Green Giant made a run for the border and came back doing the Pepto Bimlsmol dance....I might have made a wisecrack after the most recent raspberry eruption, "someone get that poor fella some Malox'.....I'm afraid I killed the office.

Maybe some gasex....

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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I bring my hog with me wherever I go. Doctor gave him pets. It was amazing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Happy Monday, hoes!

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But can it write "Some pig" with a spiderweb?

 

[Qky75]

But can it write "Some pig" with a spiderweb?

Still hear Paul Lynd as Templeton saying "crunchy'

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

But can it write "Some pig" with a spiderweb?

With a spiderweb...yes...sure. let's go with that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

With a spiderweb...yes...sure. let's go with that.

Notice I said "with a spiderweb," and not "in a spiderweb..."

 

[dawn_of_night]

Notice I said "with a spiderweb," and not "in a spiderweb..."

Technicalities....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yeah, but my favorite thing is to get up in the morning and be able to see "Oh, I amused Kitty!" as you go through the thread during the night. I honestly love that.

Oh if there was a reaction for “squeeing with joy” when I saw someone’s reply to you earlier, I would have chosen that one!

Happy Monday, hoes!

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Pics or it didn’t happen!

I had a rule at one point in my life, I said "good morning" to everyone I saw for the first time any time of day...

I am…often nonverbal-by-choice when I first wake up. Those who have my Skype and are in different time zones and/or are *shudders* morning people have mostly been told that they can expect emojis as replies if they happen to message when I first wake up

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Fuck that. I still have all of it. All of it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[johnsmith190812]

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I mean

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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And now replace all the vinyl we got rid of in the 90’s

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Some people like that spot.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Some people like that spot.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Whiskeyjack]

It's been a heckin' long day. But at least the plumbing issues are fixed (mostly). Yay!
Time for bed.

 

[Amanda330]

It's been a heckin' long day. But at least the plumbing issues are fixed (mostly). Yay!
Time for bed.

Goodnight! Sweet dreams...

Happy your plumbing issues are fixed! Those are no fun.

 

[Mrtenant]

 

[LupineOne]

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Fuck me, shots fired!