Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck me, I’m full.
@PlanetaryNebula yes, I did drink the juice
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Um, dare I ask why your steak is not cooked???

 

[LupineOne]

Um, dare I ask why your steak is not cooked???

Wolf! I take my meat rare

 

[UnquietDreams]

Um, dare I ask why your steak is not cooked???

Prime rib, I think, and it is usually rare.

 

[LupineOne]

Prime rib, I think, and it is usually rare.

Correct on both counts

 

[MindYaBitness]

Correct on both counts

I like my meat to have stopped mooing before I take a knife to it

 

[LupineOne]

I like my meat to have stopped mooing before I take a knife to it

It has, believe me

 

[lavendersilk]

I like my meat to have stopped mooing before I take a knife to it

Always carry a mini blow torch with you. A lady can never be too careful.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fuck me, I’m full.
@PlanetaryNebula yes, I did drink the juice
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Um, dare I ask why your steak is not cooked???

Wolf! I take my meat rare

Prime rib, I think, and it is usually rare.

I like my meat to have stopped mooing before I take a knife to it

It has, believe me

 

[LupineOne]

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If you cook my meat past medium rare, I’m sending it back #lbvs

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like my meat to have stopped mooing before I take a knife to it

So no Steak tartare.

 

[vagrantx]

Fuck me, I’m full.
@PlanetaryNebula yes, I did drink the juice
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[UnquietDreams]

Always carry a mini blow torch with you. A lady can never be too careful.

Or a flamethrower. Might as well be sure.

 

[drobert44]

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Prolly where I knocked up my first wife...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Ah, it is prime rib. Any more cooked and Ramsey would have called it charred beyond use.

 

[LupineOne]

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[hotoldrguy]

Wolf! I take my meat rare

In my youth, I worked as a short order cook summers. There was a girl that came in everyday for a hamburger. The first time she gave the instruction that it was to touch the grill for 5 second be turned over for another five seconds then put in the bun. I aptly named it the Moo Burger

 

[MindYaBitness]

Always carry a mini blow torch with you. A lady can never be too careful.

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[LupineOne]

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I mean, yeah

 

[LupineOne]

In my youth, I worked as a short order cook summers. There was a girl that came in everyday for a hamburger. The first time she gave the instruction that it was to touch the grill for 5 second be turned over for another five seconds then put in the bun. I aptly named it the Moo Burger

Sounds like my kinda girl

 

[UnquietDreams]

In my youth, I worked as a short order cook summers. There was a girl that came in everyday for a hamburger. The first time she gave the instruction that it was to touch the grill for 5 second be turned over for another five seconds then put in the bun. I aptly named it the Moo Burger

At one of the restaurants I worked, we had a customer who had a sandwich of an uncooked hamburger patty on bread, with a slice of white onion and catchup, weekly.

 

[LupineOne]

It’s a Midwest almost staple…finely shaved raw beef, salt, pepper, onions if you want them. It’s bloody deliciousness sometimes called the Cannibal or Cannibal Sandwich

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s a Midwest almost staple…finely shaved raw beef, salt, pepper, onions if you want them. It’s bloody deliciousness

I am too fond of Maillard reactions, myself.

 

[vagrantx]

finely shaved raw beef

Do you just.... bite?

 

[LupineOne]

I am too fond of Maillard reactions, myself.

Oh so am I, believe you me. Nothing better than a good sear.
But, the above is Midwest food culture too

 

[LupineOne]

Do you just.... bite?

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Not quite. There’s chewing, too. I’m not a crocodile