Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Hey shenanigang. Another crazy week so far. But my vacation started at 4pm today and I can't be more relieved.

Hope everyone else is having a lovely time.

Wooooooo

 

[hotcpu]

Yea I bet you always use your gym membership

You are correct in that assumption. I'm still waiting on the bar fun though

 

[__Nathan1968]

Dentist. Then back on the motorbike. View attachment 2349838

Anyone care to guess where I’m planning on stopping on today’s motorcycle journey?

 

[dawn_of_night]

You are correct in that assumption. I'm still waiting on the bar fun though

Same, only once, it was a house party in college

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Anyone care to guess where I’m planning on stopping on today’s motorcycle journey?

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Albany? Cause what psychopath would ride a motorcycle into a storm?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Albany? Cause what psychopath would ride a motorcycle into a storm?

What kind of a psychopath or which particular psychopath?

 

[lavendersilk]

Anyone care to guess where I’m planning on stopping on today’s motorcycle journey?

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[lavendersilk]

I have a drunk story that is honestly so sweet and wholesome you will hate me for it. I will share later if anyone is interested in G rated content.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have a drunk story that is honestly so sweet and wholesome you will hate me for it. I will share later if anyone is interested in G rated content.

Me!!! I love sweet and wholesome stories, since I'm so sweet and wholesome

 

[dawn_of_night]

Anyone care to guess where I’m planning on stopping on today’s motorcycle journey?

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I think you should head north away from the storm!

 

[macster3951]

I have a drunk story that is honestly so sweet and wholesome you will hate me for it. I will share later if anyone is interested in G rated content.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2...ZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xT77XGRCkgX6urqmY0/giphy.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

Once upon a time...​

I was in my late thirties and I had invited some friends over. I made two pitchers of frozen margaritas. I ended up drinking about two thirds of them because nobody wanted frozen margaritas...

I do not remember going to sleep in my bed, but I woke up there, fully clothed, with my phone ringing. It was my Mom wondering why I wasn't at work.

Thankfully I was living about a mile away from work at the time...

I was hungover, but I got there in a few minutes.

Later that day I asked if I could order a pizza because... apparently you get hungry after a hangover? Who knew?

Mom ordered us pizza, and I am so lucky to have her in my life.

️The End️​

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Once upon a time...​

I was in my late thirties and I had invited some friends over. I made two pitchers of frozen margaritas. I ended up drinking about two thirds of them because nobody wanted frozen margaritas...

I do not remember going to sleep in my bed, but I woke up there, fully clothed, with my phone ringing. It was my Mom wondering why I wasn't at work.

Thankfully I was living about a mile away from work at the time...

I was hungover, but I got there in a few minutes.

Later that day I asked if I could order a pizza because... apparently you get hungry after a hangover? Who knew?

Mom ordered us pizza, and I am so lucky to have her in my life.

️The End️​

 

[Tigobitties98]

 

[deft]

Morning @Tigobitties98 ma'am!

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Let’s hear it for:

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Once upon a time...​

I was in my late thirties and I had invited some friends over. I made two pitchers of frozen margaritas. I ended up drinking about two thirds of them because nobody wanted frozen margaritas...

I do not remember going to sleep in my bed, but I woke up there, fully clothed, with my phone ringing. It was my Mom wondering why I wasn't at work.

Thankfully I was living about a mile away from work at the time...

I was hungover, but I got there in a few minutes.

Later that day I asked if I could order a pizza because... apparently you get hungry after a hangover? Who knew?

Mom ordered us pizza, and I am so lucky to have her in my life.

️The End️​

Why would we hate you for this? It adorable.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Mom finally found the stash huh?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My first hangover I woke up at 11:30 the next morning, missed church and a family barbecue (the family left without me), and I woke up to a note on the TV that my dad had left that said, "You get this one time. Next time there are consequences."

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have a drunk story that is honestly so sweet and wholesome you will hate me for it. I will share later if anyone is interested in G rated content.

I didn’t know there was such a thing as G-rated drinking / hungover stories …

Most of my stories involve jello wrestling / pig statues / orgies / shopping scooters …

Just to name a few.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My first hangover I woke up at 11:30 the next morning, missed church and a family barbecue (the family left without me), and I woke up to a note on the TV that my dad had left that said, "You get this one time. Next time there are consequences."

That’s SO wholesome..


Damnit … maybe I’m the problem.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

That’s SO wholesome..


Damnit … maybe I’m the problem.

Ooohhh... I love getting to witness that moment of dawning self-awareness!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I didn’t know there was such a thing as G-rated drinking / hungover stories …

Most of my stories involve jello wrestling / pig statues / orgies / shopping scooters …

Just to name a few.

I’m somewhere in the middle. Most of my drunk stories involve me being absolutely hilarious to between 60% and 75% of the people present.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s SO wholesome..


Damnit … maybe I’m the problem.

I mean..you might be in general . But probably not in this particular case.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s SO wholesome..


Damnit … maybe I’m the problem.

My first hangover I spent “studying” on the top floor of my college library wondering what the fuck I had done to myself.