Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

What fresh hell did I wake up to?

There he is. I almost tagged you. We are in this together.

 

[UnquietDreams]

There he is. I almost tagged you. We are in this together.

 

[BrendaD]

Is this hell?
Or heaven?
Or purgatory?
Or limbo?

That's just weird... ZZ Top said the choices are Heaven, Hell or Houston. I'm so confused now.

 

[BrendaD]

Heaven, Hell, or Houston.

That's what I thought of too!!! You just replied sooner... there I go again, a day late and a dollar short.

 

[Bry1313]

That's just weird... ZZ Top said the choices are Heaven, Hell or Houston. I'm so confused now.

So that was in declining order of good?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What fresh hell did I wake up to?

This is what you get for putting that energy out there man. The threefold rule is real.

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m also terrible at making the first move … I will flirt and flirt and flirt … and tease .. and insinuate.., and do EVERYTHING… except make the first move.

If you want me, you have to take me.

This is me, too.

Probably one of the reasons I never get laid
I got so used to being pursued and accepting/rejecting on my terms and now I’m incapable of making the first move lol

 

[__Nathan1968]

For those going camping this weekend:

 

[BrendaD]

For those going camping this weekend:

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So… don’t leave your victims out on the trail? Dispose of them in the trunk of their car properly. Got it!

 

[__Nathan1968]

So… don’t leave your victims out on the trail? Dispose of them in the trunk of their car properly. Got it!

I think you’re supposed to eat them.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

So… don’t leave your victims out on the trail? Dispose of them in the trunk of their car properly. Got it!

Easier than digging a hole.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is me, too.

Probably one of the reasons I never get laid
I got so used to being pursued and accepting/rejecting on my terms and now I’m incapable of making the first move lol

Yes, "everyone wants me so I don't know how to make the first move" is exactly my problem....

 

[StillRain]

I’m not sure why but this made me think of most of the men in here.

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[Tigobitties98]

Yes, "everyone wants me so I don't know how to make the first move" is exactly my problem....

Hey, we each have our own challenges! I have the problem that I am too comfortable with guys, so I think we're all just friends, and do not pick up on flirting at all. A guy actually started writing "I'm flirting with you" into his messages because I'm quite literal & not great at picking up nuance in text form

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m not sure why but this made me think of most of the men in here.

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[UnquietDreams]

Hey, we each have our own challenges! I have the problem that I am too comfortable with guys, so I think we're all just friends, and do not pick up on flirting at all. A guy actually started writing "I'm flirting with you" into his messages because I'm quite literal & not great at picking up nuance in text form

Or he's bad at flirting...

(I am an expert at bad flirting...)

 

[Bry1313]

I’m not sure why but this made me think of most of the men in here.

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Dammit you.

Fixing this

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLbm3Qqf/

 

[HarryHill]

Whos hungry?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or he's bad at flirting...

(I am an expert at bad flirting...)

He’s bad at flirting.

 

[Mrtenant]

Hello Shenanigans!

Quick question how do you subtly tell someone you like them in a professional setting?

Is that a question of how you prefer someone to be in a professional setting?

Or you like them like them but it's like at the office or something?

 

[Apisto42]

Skip the flirting. Just say what you want. Sure, asking random strangers if they want to fuck will most likely get you slapped, but it will pay off.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I’m also terrible at making the first move … I will flirt and flirt and flirt … and tease .. and insinuate.., and do EVERYTHING… except make the first move.

If you want me, you have to take me.

You sound like a nightmare to play chess with.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dammit you.

Fixing this

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLbm3Qqf/

This thread just gets tastier and tastier

 

[AuntieDisco]

Wait, you don't want to scare her, but you were contemplating discussing cannibalism?

But I also said I won’t since she works in a mental health office and last thing I need is her reporting me to a psych nurse or the visiting psychiatrist at her facility

 

[Tigobitties98]

Or he's bad at flirting...

(I am an expert at bad flirting...)

Lol, thank you for the benefit of the doubt! However, he's not the first guy to ask me something along the lines of "do you not know when someone is flirting with you?"
...no, no I do not