Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

^^ Me trying to hang on to my resolve of not posting boobs

set those boobs free!!!!

 

[MissLabelled]

Honey, I think you should just let that "resolve" go and let your girls be free. Don't punish them for you knowing a nimrod or two...

I’m weak, I caved and posted a tease photo somewhere in these fine forums.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m weak, I caved and posted a tease photo somewhere in these fine forums.

Not weak, gracious. Beautiful and gracious.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m weak, I caved and posted a tease photo somewhere in these fine forums.

Gotta catch em all!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m weak, I caved and posted a tease photo somewhere in these fine forums.

found it!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

And my ax!

Sorry, love. Lord of the Rings reference.

It's alright, I knew exactly what you meant.

Hmm. Well ok then lol.

I still don't get it.

Here we are ladies and gentlemen, found Amanda's fatal flaw - lack of LOTR love and familiarity. You are clearly not as nerdy as some of us.

 

[Amanda330]

It's alright, I knew exactly what you meant.


Here we are ladies and gentlemen, found Amanda's fatal flaw - lack of LOTR love and familiarity. You are clearly not as nerdy as some of us.

Ooohhh... You found me out. Lol. I'm totally not perfect.

Although - I have seen LOTR many times. I mostly just pay attention to all the sexy men.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ooohhh... You found me out. Lol. I'm totally not perfect.

Although - I have seen LOTR many times. I mostly just pay attention to all the sexy men.

Typical

 

[Amanda330]

Typical

Don't even try to deny that you don't do that, too.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ooohhh... You found me out. Lol. I'm totally not perfect.

Although - I have seen LOTR many times. I mostly just pay attention to all the sexy men.

Is Gimly not a sexy man?!

 

[Amanda330]

Is Gimly not a sexy man?!

Did I say he wasn't? I bet he's a freak in bed.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Typical

I mean Awryn and Galadriel....

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Did I say he wasn't? I bet he's a freak in bed.

He's the one that offered his ax

 

[Amanda330]

He's the one that offered his ax

I still don't get what that has to do with tomatoes and mushrooms. But maybe I'm being literal and it's not that deep. Or funny, apparently.

 

[Amanda330]

I mean Awryn and Galadriel....

I didn't say the women weren't hot... But I figured that was just a given.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't even try to deny that you don't do that, too.

Look I’m not saying this meme was on my phone already. But I ain’t saying it wasn’t neither.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Did I say he wasn't? I bet he's a freak in bed.

Gimli is a pro-level moustache ride.
Not for beginners.

 

[BrendaD]

And another episode of "Brenda's misreads"... the message said "How outdoor escapes beat stress and boobs well-being" Um... wait... what??? Sure, I agree outdoor escapes are happy places for my boobs but....

oh... "...and boosts well-being..." oh... well... happy boobs do also make for happy Brenda so there is that.

 

[Amanda330]

Gimli is a pro-level moustache ride.
Not for beginners.

It's good I'm not a beginner then.

 

[Amanda330]

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Look I’m not saying this meme was on my phone already. But I ain’t saying it wasn’t neither.

I mean, no lies were told.

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I still don't get what that has to do with tomatoes and mushrooms. But maybe I'm being literal and it's not that deep. Or funny, apparently.

Not saying he has ASD... but also not not saying it. So, having a kid with the "tism" means I knew what he meant because I'm used to stretching for humor.

Also, I bet Gimly's ax is quite wide.

 

[Amanda330]

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This is my life's goal.

 

[Amanda330]

Not saying he has ASD... but also not not saying it. So, having a kid with the "tism" means I knew what he meant because I'm used to stretching for humor.

Also, I bet Gimly's ax is quite wide.

Well, you plainly see it in the movie... It's HUGE.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I guess that settles it then, no more posting of the boobs. You've made your choice!

This is just for those 2, right? I mean I still get boobs, right?
RIGHT?