Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Of course you're invited, monkey.

Sorry @OrdinaryPerson not sorry.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

No, of course I’m not sitting at my desk in my empty house belting out loud along with this banger

Quite optimistic of you

 

[Amanda330]

Sorry @OrdinaryPerson not sorry.

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Fucking is how we met, after all....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My passport is all stamped and I’ve been cleared to enter Mlasistan at her southern border. With any luck I’ll reach the alps by nightfall. I tried to apply for a work visa but am told by the MLAS immigration folks that they don’t accept visas, they only accept cash. They might have misunderstood, but I hit the ATM hard just in case. Lots and lots of singles.

Best. Spring. Break. Ever.

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I wanna go!!!! *Spends all my cash

 

[hotoldrguy]

Post on my porn thread next time you see one you like

Thread 'Women, post porn that you like here' https://forum.literotica.com/threads/women-post-porn-that-you-like-here.1608565/

Oh that thread would make a great study guide for us men.
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[OrdinaryPerson]

Let's start our own shower party, Bry.

You don't need to slum it at the lesser party. We'll make room for you at Mizz's

 

[Bry1313]

You're the reason I do the worst stuff

That’s one of the five nicest things you’ve said to me

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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I have taken pity. Lol

I'm disgusted/turned on..... so typical Wed.....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You don't need to slum it at the lesser party. We'll make room for you at Mizz's

Really, this is just getting sad.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sorry @OrdinaryPerson not sorry.

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But I have @Indie...
I'm not saying or not saying she's will go with the highest bidder either but I definitely paid her more than Bry did

 

[BrendaBear]

Sorry @OrdinaryPerson not sorry.

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I know you probably hear this from all the girls but.... I thought you'd be bigger than that.

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Sorry Monkey... but "that's what she said" just wasn't good enough for this opportunity.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But I have @Indie...
I'm not saying or not saying she's will go with the highest bidder either but I definitely paid her more than Bry did

I’m not actually convinced you do. You were that kid that told everyone Metallica was gonna play your sweet 16 weren’t you?

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[Bry1313]

You don't need to slum it at the lesser party. We'll make room for you at Mizz's

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[LupineOne]

But I have @Indie...
I'm not saying or not saying she's will go with the highest bidder either but I definitely paid her more than Bry did

So did I

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My shower may not be quite as big as @Lmizzler but it is brand spanking new with an extra deep tub. Plenty of room for @Bry1313, @Amanda330 and @Indie.

 

[crazychemgirl]

But I have @Indie...
I'm not saying or not saying she's will go with the highest bidder either but I definitely paid her more than Bry did

Is this English?

 

[Bry1313]

My shower may not be quite as big as @Lmizzler but it is brand spanking new with an extra deep tub. Plenty of room for @Bry1313, @Amanda330 and @Indie.

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[Bry1313]

Is this English?

Oddly, it made sense to me, my @OrdinaryPerson to English translator is working today

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oddly, it made sense to me, my @OrdinaryPerson to English translator is working today

I think I know what she was TRYING to say…

 

[crazychemgirl]

What show do you think AMC did best?

Walking Dead or Breaking Bad

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I know what she was TRYING to say…

Be gentle, it’s sometimes hard to process when your lies crumble around you.

 

[Bry1313]

What show do you think AMC did best?

Walking Dead or Breaking Bad

The answer to this one is beyond obvious, so I’m going to have to ask you to


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[Deleted member 6592667]

Did nothing for me.

Um. Sorry?

 

[Amanda330]

The answer to this one is beyond obvious, so I’m going to have to ask you to


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Yessss

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m not actually convinced you do. You were that kid that told everyone Metallica was gonna play your sweet 16 weren’t you?

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Hm. @Indie is way hotter than Metallica so I reject your metaphor, you Judas.