Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

@Lmizzler ’s belt being put to good use:
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Wow! That's amazing!! It's like you read my mind or something!

 

[BrendaBear]

missed these earlier. Thanks for quoting them. They are awesome!

IKR? I miss stuff all the time and only find out about it when someone else quotes it - then I'm all "How did I miss that???"

 

[Nicefella]

Cum on your quat
https://voca.ro/1khetL4Ydt6v

Did nothing for me. I listened. And focused. And reallly tried.

@Amanda330 csn you try instead please - for the sake of neurological research?

 

[BrendaBear]

Oooh my grandma would have lectured him about how one is supposed to let women or children walk on the side farther from the street to protect them from any swerving cars!

When I was a kid and we walked together, she insisted on walking on the side closer to the street. As a teenager, she told me to notice such details when determining the character of boys I might consider dating.

I know it’s old-fashioned and anti-feminist (still should apply to children though) and chivalry is dead and all that, but still…wasn’t anyone else brought up this way?

I was - I always watch to see if guys do that kind of thing. Maybe chivalry is dead, but I like to think it is not... even if the hard-core feminists tried for so long to murder it.

 

[Bry1313]

Did nothing for me. I listened. And focused. And reallly tried.

@Amanda330 csn you try instead please - for the sake of neurological research?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/1ziD7QtMaoQTeriEPi/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95251xhjiy1ct49c2tw6jlk0k6s5kynna232h3pvgu6&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Lunch time here!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, deep cut there on finding that post.

I haven’t but I’m game to learn

Hahaha, I’m not a stalker, swear. That post just has some personal signifcance .

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not saying that if you went into my porn search history you’d see “just the tip accidental creampie” but I’m also not NOT saying that

is there a phrase for porn twinsies?

 

[Amanda330]

Lunch time here!

That looks yummy. I've only had coffee and I didn't even make fun boobies in it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I now need a bathroom break...

Uh. These were odd to hear after just eating a kumquat...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That looks yummy. I've only had coffee and I didn't even make fun boobies in it.

I'll share with you, as long as you don't try and pluck any chest hair while on my lap THIS time.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don’t blame me for your dishonesty

You're the reason I do the worst stuff

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Uh. These were odd to hear after just eating a kumquat...

She didn't use the kumquat in THAT way you perv!

 

[Nicefella]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/1ziD7QtMaoQTeriEPi/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95251xhjiy1ct49c2tw6jlk0k6s5kynna232h3pvgu6&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I subtle all the time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let's start our own shower party, Bry.

Ahem.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Uh. These were odd to hear after just eating a kumquat...

Hmmmm quick shower.

 

[Nicefella]

Lunch time here!

Damn that looks good

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Technically that’s her gif inside her post but yeah. *le sigh* You play Deep Rock Galactic?

You don't need to play with Bry. Youre invited to Mizz's shower

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Damn that looks good

It is!

 

[Amanda330]

Did nothing for me. I listened. And focused. And reallly tried.

@Amanda330 csn you try instead please - for the sake of neurological research?

https://voca.ro/1emfEPo3PSkI

I have taken pity. Lol

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

um.... but it's the rest of @Lmizzler that we want... who cares about is pants? It's okay if he keeps the belt though... might need that...

Oops... did I type that out loud? Dammit!

Id figure you ladies would want a souvenir after he's done with you...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You don't need to play with Bry. Youre invited to Mizz's shower

Awwww I feel so special. Not at all like a pawn in a game designed to annoy Bry.

 

[Amanda330]

Ahem.

Of course you're invited, monkey.

 

[Nicefella]

https://voca.ro/1emfEPo3PSkI

I have taken pity. Lol

Your 5 second pity vocaroo is appreciated. “kumquot on kokpoket”

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m not saying that if you went into my porn search history you’d see “just the tip accidental creampie” but I’m also not NOT saying that


And, yes @OrdinaryPerson , you know I always want more of you

Post on my porn thread next time you see one you like

Thread 'Women, post porn that you like here' https://forum.literotica.com/threads/women-post-porn-that-you-like-here.1608565/