Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t blame me for your dishonesty

 

[BrendaBear]

No, you just need me to quote myself and add a “” for you to remember to click them You (and @BrendaD , @crazychemgirl and a few others) are constantly missing the boob emojis and adding “” reactions

https://media1.tenor.com/m/DsfpqNm4x78AAAAC/yes-nodding.gif

I'm just glad to know I'm not the only one.

 

[Bry1313]

was going to ask him if he was feeling prickly this morning

Oh I forgot to say you weren’t supposed to look

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh baby, I'll kumquat your hot pocket so good.

The exact words every woman wants to hear a man say...

I prefer “my little cumslut” to “my little kumquat”

 

[BrendaBear]

I ain’t opposed to cuffs

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jAzwoQ9PWhoAAAAC/yes.gif

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh I forgot to say you weren’t supposed to look

You did forget. That sounds like a you-problem

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I prefer “my little cumslut” to “my little kumquat”

Yeah, I don’t know what a quat is but it doesn’t sound complimentary.

 

[Bry1313]

@SalaciousMonkey22 putting your gif inside Op’s post means i cant reply to you, but no room because she’s off in a shower party with at least @Indie @Lmizzler @LupineOne and Isis knows who else (notice you seem to be on the outside too, wanna hang?)

 

[Amanda330]

I prefer “my little cumslut” to “my little kumquat”

Oh, in real situations, sure. Call me your cum slut...

But on shenanigans kumquat is perfectly acceptable to me. Because it makes me laugh. Kumquatting my cockpocket just puts a smile on one's face, doesn't it? No? Just me? Lol

 

[Nicefella]

I’m 5’5” (1” taller than the average adult American woman) and still have to get extra short and/or take pants and sometimes jackets to be hemmed. PITA


FUCKING TRUTH!!! Whoever invented “welt pockets” that are only an inch deep needs to be kicked in the face




https://voca.ro/1jNMZt4j1Lgy

Can you please just say “cumquat” 28 times? Maybe sigh a bit in between each “cumquat”?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22 putting your gif inside Op’s post means i cant reply to you, but no room because she’s off in a shower party with at least @Indie @Lmizzler @LupineOne and Isis knows who else (notice you seem to be on the outside too, wanna hang?)

Technically that’s her gif inside her post but yeah. *le sigh* You play Deep Rock Galactic?

 

[BrendaBear]

I did steal your pants and belt though when you took them off. I'm going to auction them off to the thirsty Lit ladies, make billions and retire

um.... but it's the rest of @Lmizzler that we want... who cares about is pants? It's okay if he keeps the belt though... might need that...

Oops... did I type that out loud? Dammit!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, in real situations, sure. Call me your cum slut...

But on shenanigans kumquat is perfectly acceptable to me. Because it makes me laugh. Kumquatting my cockpocket just puts a smile on one's face, doesn't it? No? Just me? Lol

I’m pretty sure Kumquat Cockpocket was a friend of Tom Bombadil’s in the Simarillion.

 

[Bry1313]

Technically that’s her gif inside her post but yeah. *le sigh* You play Deep Rock Galactic?

Oh, deep cut there on finding that post.

I haven’t but I’m game to learn

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Most guys would like @Indie and I making out in their shower. It okay Mizzy, act like I did a bad thing.


I did steal your pants and belt though when you took them off. I'm going to auction them off to the thirsty Lit ladies, make billions and retire

um.... but it's the rest of @Lmizzler that we want... who cares about is pants? It's okay if he keeps the belt though... might need that...

Oops... did I type that out loud? Dammit!

@Lmizzler ’s belt being put to good use:
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[Deleted member 6592667]

Cum on your quat
https://voca.ro/1khetL4Ydt6v

 

[hotoldrguy]

I now need a bathroom break...

missed these earlier. Thanks for quoting them. They are awesome!

 

[HarryHill]

There could be! Only 188 pages to go…


No.


Oooh my grandma would have lectured him about how one is supposed to let women or children walk on the side farther from the street to protect them from any swerving cars!

When I was a kid and we walked together, she insisted on walking on the side closer to the street. As a teenager, she told me to notice such details when determining the character of boys I might consider dating.

I know it’s old-fashioned and anti-feminist (still should apply to children though) and chivalry is dead and all that, but still…wasn’t anyone else brought up this way?

Yes ma'am, we were.

 

[LupineOne]

How many people are joining and how big is that shower?

Up to them

 

[morelikeasong]

I've never wanted to stop at just the tip, might as well go all the way in at that point

Noted. But I hope you still want more than the tip when I tease you with it or the tease isn't as fun

I’m not saying that if you went into my porn search history you’d see “just the tip accidental creampie” but I’m also not NOT saying that


And, yes @OrdinaryPerson , you know I always want more of you

 

[Bry1313]

No, of course I’m not sitting at my desk in my empty house belting out loud along with this banger

 

[Amanda330]

Cum on your quat
https://voca.ro/1khetL4Ydt6v

I love your voice. I'd definitely quat on your face. Lol

 

[__Nathan1968]

Her boobs should really have their own passport stamp

My passport is all stamped and I’ve been cleared to enter Mlasistan at her southern border. With any luck I’ll reach the alps by nightfall. I tried to apply for a work visa but am told by the MLAS immigration folks that they don’t accept visas, they only accept cash. They might have misunderstood, but I hit the ATM hard just in case. Lots and lots of singles.

Best. Spring. Break. Ever.

 

[Amanda330]

@SalaciousMonkey22 putting your gif inside Op’s post means i cant reply to you, but no room because she’s off in a shower party with at least @Indie @Lmizzler @LupineOne and Isis knows who else (notice you seem to be on the outside too, wanna hang?)

Let's start our own shower party, Bry.

 

[morelikeasong]

My passport is all stamped and I’ve been cleared to enter Mlasistan at her southern border. With any luck I’ll reach the alps by nightfall. I tried to apply for a work visa but am told by the MLAS immigration folks that they don’t accept visas, they only accept cash. They might have misunderstood, but I hit the ATM hard just in case. Lots and lots of singles.

Best. Spring. Break. Ever.

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I want to print this out and put it on my fridge