Sex, Lust, Desire, Fornication, Anal Probing, Clitoral Stimulation, Climax.....

[fieryjen]

As are wine bottles.

Oooh!

 

[Safe_Bet]

I keep thinking about that scene in the movie "Stripes" with the spatula!

 

[OneLustyWench]

As are wine bottles.

Have you seen those really cute little Aquapods? My mind went kinky the minute I saw those.

 

[OneLustyWench]

I keep thinking about that scene in the movie "Stripes" with the spatula!

ooh good scene!

 

[rgraham666]

Oh Rob! If you only had the right plumbing!

You do have the right plumbing, dear. Unfortunately we come from differing schools of thought on its use.

 

[impressive]

Have you seen those really cute little Aquapods? My mind went kinky the minute I saw those.

Who are you kidding? Your mind LIVES kinky.

 

[OneLustyWench]

Who are you kidding? Your mind LIVES kinky.

Hey! I resent uhm, resemble that remark!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I have at least three bottles of vanilla extract on the shelf -- and none of them are synthetic!

 

[Lee Chambers]

Please take note of this: It is HIGHLY suggested that you do not grab your wife's boobs by surprise when she is carrying hot soup.
(I still have scars )

Oh God. I won't even ask what kinds of scars since I can just imagine, especially if there was any of that hot soup left to throw on YOU!

 

[Guest]

learning to power cook is my new year resolution...

that and figuring out how to get the most of my detachable shower head.

SHOWER POWER



Maharat

 

[wafflemtl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ3xDxcr2rk

 

[PMI]

I'm tired of politics. I want to talk about what I love most and still means most to me...that's LOVE, SEX, the LIFE IMPULSE....that's what means most to me...whether the world falls to dust and we all ride down the river in a little row-boat toward oblivion...

Desire is what I live about, what I live for. Sexual reality, my focus is on it and it only. Leave the rest off. Let's forget it all. I am tired of everything else. I never get tired of making love. I would rather be doing that with my lover till it all fades away anyway.

Tired of the politics....

.....

 

[xssve]

Smoking a cigar and a pipe and smiling as the smoke curls around so seductively

Funny, with me it's usually the chick smoking the cigar...

 

[TE999]

Everyone! Over here! I've found a whole hutch of plot bunnies!

 

[Tricialen]

Everyone! Over here! I've found a whole hutch of plot bunnies!

Ummm, I'm not a bunny but I can plot.....if you're willing?

 

[TE999]

Ummm, I'm not a bunny but I can plot.....if you're willing?

Hmmm...the plot thickens...and I'm oh so willing.

 

[Tricialen]

Hmmm...the plot thickens...and I'm oh so willing.

So why are you here, when you could be there? You know....with the Naked Peoples

 

[TE999]

So why are you here, when you could be there? You know....with the Naked Peoples

I am there...I'm just looking behind the bar for my favorite beer stein...the one with Dolly Parton on it...guess what the handle is?

 

[Tricialen]

I am there...I'm just looking behind the bar for my favorite beer stein...the one with Dolly Parton on it...guess what the handle is?

Bad! You better get your bottom over to the Palace....I'm lonely without you

 

[TE999]

Bad! You better get your bottom over to the Palace....I'm lonely without you

Yes ma'm.

Speaking of bottoms...your AV gives me impure thoughts...like I'm a stranger to those.