Dillinger
Guerrilla Ontologist
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Excepts from September "For Him Magazine"
Top 10 things men think about to last longer in bed:
- President Nixon, whose administration launched a costly government anti-porn campaign, loved going to strip clubs.
- A well-run strip club can gross as much as $5 million per year.
- A top porn star can earn $20,000 a week dancing at strip clubs.
- Americans spend more money on peep shows and strip clubs than all forms of "legitimate" theater, Broadway, classical music, opera and jazz combined.
- A condom will last about a month in a wallet before the rubber gets worn down by friction, making it more likely to break.
- Some stars considered to be exceptionally well-hung: Milton Berle, Jason Priestley, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Matt Dillon, Marlon Brando, Charlie Chaplin.
- Women who smoke average twice as many sex partners as those who don't.
- Gay men buy 10 times more CDs than straight men.
- According to a 1996 study, homophobic men show a higher arousal rate when shown gay porn than do men with ambivalent attitudes toward homosexuals.
- A man's unit shrinks slightly right after viewing or participating in a sports victory.
- According to another 1996 study, men from New York City produce the highest rate of sperm in America; men from LA produce the least. (I was born in NYC, btw...)
- The average amount of male ejaculate is about one tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names.
- The average male member in all its glory is six inches long and five inches in circumference.
- A humpback whale's erect schwanse is 10 feet long.
- A man's sticky starch contains protein and trace minerals, and only has 15 to 25 calories per "serving."
- Brainy women are kinkier. College grads have more oral sex than high school dropouts, and women with Ph.Ds are twice as likely to want a one-night stand than those with bachelor's degrees.
- Vigorous sex burns between 100 and 200 calories.
- Fifteen percent of priests and nuns break their vows of chastity.
- 70% of all CEOs say office affairs are OK.
- The vast majority of men cum within minutes of penetration.
- 40% of women never orgasm with their partners. (Hmmm - wonder why? - See bullet above)
- Receiving oral sex is No. 1 on American males' sexual top 10, with straight intercourse, threesomes and groping in the top 5. (All that oral sex could get you arrested! See "Sex Law" thread.)
- Sex with a woman is the third most common sex fantasy for gay men.
- The biggest wang on record is 12 inches, erect.
- The average age for both genders for a first sexual experience is 17.
- JFK lost his virginity to a $3 hooker.
Top 10 things men think about to last longer in bed:
- Work
- Home Depot
- Other men
- Having children
- Martha Stewart deveining shrimp
- Whiskey
- Writing a novel
- Putting
- Handpicking players for your fantasy football team
- Barbecuing