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This thread is for serious conversation. Anyone with anything serious to say should say it right here, in this thread, which is for Serious Conversation, hence the thread title "Serious Conversation"
 
I am seriously in the mood for a good joke.

A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem. After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.
Doctor: "It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby causing you this annoying problem of stuttering."

"Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I dddo?"

The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and states that there is a procedure where we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by removing the six inches from the penis and freeing him from this horrible problem. The patient stuttering badly states that this problem has caused him so much embarrassment as well as loss of employment that anything would be worth it. The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation is a success and six months later the patient comes in for his check up.

Patient: Doctor, the operation was a success. I have not stuttered since the operation. I have a great job and my self esteem is fantastic. However, there is one problem, my wife says that she sort of misses the great sex we used to have before the extra six inches were removed. So I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those six inches.

The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and says: "I dddoonnnbt ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould bbbbee possssssibbble!"
 
I seriously need to figure out what the hell I'm doing with myself. Should I move back to the midwest? What kind of job should I be looking for? Should I give up on the whole marriage/kids dream? Am I doomed to single life forever?
 
LadyJeanne said:
Should I give up on the whole marriage/kids dream? Am I doomed to single life forever?
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Word of advice: Lose the snake.
 
Sub Joe said:
Word of advice: Lose the snake.
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You have a point, indeed, but with that little guy, what you see is what you get. There are a lot of other snakes out there that aren't so obvious until it's too late.
 
LadyJeanne said:
You have a point, indeed, but with that little guy, what you see is what you get. There are a lot of other snakes out there that aren't so obvious until it's too late.
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I get the point. A snake round the neck is worth two in the grass.
 
LadyJeanne said:
You have a point, indeed, but with that little guy, what you see is what you get. There are a lot of other snakes out there that aren't so obvious until it's too late.
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I rather like the snake.... and as you say.. at least he isn't married!
 
Tatelou said:
Seriously crap weather today.
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I have to walk four miles in it later. It's so wet I think I might shrink a couple of inches.
 
Sub Joe said:
I have to walk four miles in it later. It's so wet I think I might shrink a couple of inches.
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Ohhhh, so THAT's what happened to your- er, never mind. This is a SERIOUS thread.
 
Sub Joe said:
I have to walk four miles in it later. It's so wet I think I might shrink a couple of inches.
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Poor you. Wear yer brown Mack, love. ;)

P.S. Don't forget the wellies.
 
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