Semi-Twisted musings du'jour

[Expertise]

Gynecology the best of jobs, the worst of jobs?

How many shades of truth are there, do they come in pastels?

If I do it enough, will I really go blind?

In the dictionary under "redundant" does it say, see redundant?

Exactly how much wood could a woodchuck chuck since he doesn't have opposible thumbs?

Shouldn't poetry rhyme or at least have meter?

You have your partner, whom you now hate, right at the edge of orgasm. Would you have the gall to say "oh my goodness, look at the time" then get up and leave?

Do magicians get new hats once a rabbit poops in them?

Does anybody really think an "ice cube" blow job actually feels good?

Does anybody actually call themselves a sleuth?

Thank you for your time if not your understanding.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Not being gallic, I could never have the gaul, but I would definately have the gall. Mmm, fessin up, been there, did that.

Gyno, the worst of jobs. Can the 99 pieces of lovely pussy ever make up for that utterly disgusting revolting piece that makes an appointment with a gyno just to get fondled? oooooooooooooooh yuck.

Run out of soda cans to stack sweetness?

 

[Weird Harold]

In the dictionary under "redundant" does it say, see redundant?

I don't think so, but I do have a glossary of comuter terms that has these two enties:

Endless loop: See loop, Endless

Loop, Endless: See endless loop.

 

[Expertise]

Ahhh Muff

I guess I wasn't quite quick enough making that correction.

Coke cans are trashed and i'm feeling a little out of sorts this afternoon.

Therapeutic weirdness I guess.

 

[April]

*quietly creeping into thread and gives Ex a big hug {{{{{Expertise}}}}} then quickly leaves*

 

[Lajo]

If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
I once saw a Rottweiler?Basset Hound mix dog. Wonder who the female was and who the male was??

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

If money cannot buy happiness, why does Bill Gates always seem to be smiling??