Second Futile Attempt at a Caption Thread.

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hey, I'm trying again. Without much hope. Since certain unimaginative pricks complained about the captions, I decided to create (yet again) a thread especially for pics with captions.

To those who hate them....there's the door. Plenty of other threads out there. Bite me.

 

[blobfish]

What SEVERUSMAX didn't realize was that the sexy intern he had hired at his pizza delivery business was planning to bite him, in all the right places.

Go find a picture to caption with that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

What SEVERUSMAX didn't realize was that the sexy intern he had hired at his pizza delivery business was planning to bite him, in all the right places.

Go find a picture to caption with that.

 

[fuckwaffle]

Oh shit! Too big, too big!

(now go find a pic for that caption)

 

[KRCummings]

It's not that we don't like captions with pics, it's that your captions were incredibly dull and stupid.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OCyuVnCVW...g/1J3TvUpksu0/s1600/LR+october+catch-up-4.jpg

 

[fuckwaffle]

It's not that we don't like captions with pics, it's that your captions were incredibly dull and stupid.

Kind of like this post? Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...thank you.

 

[fuckwaffle]

LMAO. If you put url of the image between it will display as a picture.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Omigod, you like totally want me to eat something other than salad! Okay, I'll try some pizza, but you'd better fuck me afterward!"

The diet-crazed valley girl got her wish, the guy got to see her actually eat something for a change, and a pizza delivery guy got a nice tip. It was win-win-win.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Kind of like this post? Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...thank you.

She confuses creativity, wit, and double entendre with stupidity. Mostly because they require her to use a thesaurus.

 

[RoryN]

"Omigod, you like totally want me to eat something other than salad! Okay, I'll try some pizza, but you'd better fuck me afterward!"

The diet-crazed valley girl got her wish, the guy got to see her actually eat something for a change, and a pizza delivery guy got a nice tip. It was win-win-win.

The others are right - you're really bad at this.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

The others are wrong. But then there's no accounting for taste. Anyway, this is my fucking thread. I don't have to buy into your opinion and apologize for my style. It's my style. The whole damn thing is subjective, anyway. And, subjectively, I think that you and they have very bad taste in captions.

But if you think that you can do better, I challenge you to do so. Otherwise, I'll write you down as merely negative.

 

[RoryN]

The others are wrong.

No, they're not. I don't think you even know how photo captions are supposed to work.

Anyway, this is my fucking thread. I don't have to buy into your opinion and apologize for my style.

You don't. But, just so you know, you can't seem to caption a photo to save your life.

The whole damn thing is subjective, anyway.

Only to a point. Caption contests, for instance, have some general aesthetical guidelines, many of which make sense. Brevity = wit, making sure your content is focused on the image rather than extrapolating what isn't there, etc.

But if you think that you can do better, I challenge you to do so.

I might.

It's a lousy image for a caption, anyhow. The message is already implied in the photo. Captioning 101.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Again, imposing orthodoxy. I choose to be a heretic. Yes, a caption heretic. That's in much better style and far more creative than following some arbitrary rules.

Putting that in plain English for those of you who are verbally challenged: I zig when you zag.

 

[dolf]

well this went as well as can be expected...

 

[blobfish]

well this went as well as can be expected...

"well this went as well as can be expected..."

But what dolf didn't know was that this would turn out much better than she expected, because Severus was becoming aroused and they would soon have sex. There is also a pizza delivery guy involved.

 

[dolf]

"well this went as well as can be expected..."

But what dolf didn't know was that this would turn out much better than she expected, because Severus was becoming aroused and they would soon have sex. There is also a pizza delivery guy involved.

hmm... seems blob is amongst the majority who are better at this than max.

 

[fuckwaffle]

well this went as well as can be expected...

 

[dolf]

hmm... fuckwaffle is clevererer at caption fun too.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

this thread has failed lol

 

[Squibbs]

The others are wrong. But then there's no accounting for taste. Anyway, this is my fucking thread. I don't have to buy into your opinion and apologize for my style. It's my style. The whole damn thing is subjective, anyway. And, subjectively, I think that you and they have very bad taste in captions.

But if you think that you can do better, I challenge you to do so. Otherwise, I'll write you down as merely negative.

They're right.

You have the style of a retard.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

They're right.

You have the style of a retard.

you should take your own advice on that one. hahah

 

[Squibbs]

you should take your own advice on that one. hahah

I found another pic of your punk ass.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

do me a favor squibbs, eat a dick. hahah

 

[Squibbs]