Scrumpin' Scroggin' & Screwin"

[BigDawg69]

Does anybody else recognize these euphemisms?

I remember using them to describe the various levels of activity that may take place . . . say in the backseat of a car, or on your parents couch while they were out of town. Think first, second and third base perhaps.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Hovering, Heaving and Humping?

 

[perks]

dawg,

what the fuck are you talking about, you insane man?

I think you'll have to show me.

 

[alltherage]

OH my god! I've been scrod!

 

[BigDawg69]

For you Perky I may have to skip the srumpin' and scroggin' and get right to the screwin!

 

[carrie-on]

How about Balling?

 

[perks]

For you Perky I may have to skip the srumpin' and scroggin' and get right to the screwin!

where does the oral sex fit in exactly?

 

[BigDawg69]

Well if your the President of the US then it's scroggin', but some may consider it screwin'

I rethink my earlier post, there will be no skipping of any steps with the duck! After all half the fun is getting there!

 

[perks]

Well if your the President of the US then it's scroggin', but some may consider it screwin'

I rethink my earlier post, there will be no skipping of any steps with the duck! After all half the fun is getting there!

now you're barkin'!!!

 

[BigDawg69]

woof, woof, arf, bark WOOF WOOF!

 

[perks]

now I'm definitely horny.

 

[BigDawg69]

Of course, and I now have to go into work for about 12 hours!

Oh the humanity of it all!

 

[perks]

I am getting sick and tired of people that work and aren't around to amuse me all day. I mean, what the hell is that all about?