Screw New Years

[Acktion]

Every year people wait until January 1st to make a resolution they will then break before Valentine's. Why wait? Let's kick off NOW.

I resolve that in the coming three hundred and sixty five days, I will write one story to submit to Literotica per day.

Anybody else? What's your resolution? Beat the rush and make it now!

 

[oggbashan]

Mine?

To stop posting on the Authors' Hangout and...


...achieve World Peace, of course!

 

[NaokoSmith]

To read lots more stories.
To continue not responding when people say provocative things on Authors' Hangout.
To continue my quest for ever more daring uses of the dancing banana on threads.

 

[topace]

Now this is what I call a funny thread.

I've got a serious resolution that I'll post about on my blog on New Year's (or the closest blogging day to it).

 

[Exquisition]

Well, I resolve to act in a congenial fashion to ALL Lit posters irrespective of relativemerit or stupidity.

I solemnly swear that I will never touch another drop of alchol. Not one solitary drip will ever pass my lips. Ever again.

I swear that I will love what I do 100%. Never prevaricating when there is what I would have formely viewed as a shit job to do.

I swear that I will love all my customers and never again get pissed off when they don;t pay according to invoice terms.

There. That's plenty....

 

[Stella_Omega]

Thats inspiring, Acktion! Maybe I can write one story per month. Maybe.. one story within the first week of every month.

That's not my resolution, though. My resolution is that I will have my sex toy company up and running, and plenty of product on the shelves in time for next year's Black Friday.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Thats inspiring, Acktion! Maybe I can write one story per month. Maybe.. one story within the first week of every month.

That's not my resolution, though. My resolution is that I will have my sex toy company up and running, and plenty of product on the shelves in time for next year's Black Friday.

Hell, I'll be pleased if I can finish my current serial!

(Good luck with yours!)

 

[TE999]

In 2013, I resolve to:

Become considerably less irritated with inept and careless drivers in traffic.

Keep curse words at a minimum when speaking.

Spend more time writing.

Be considerably less annoyed with stupid people.

Drive at the speed limit.

Be considerably less annoyed at politics in general.

Be considerably less annoyed with society in general.

To mellow out more.

To be considerably less annoyed at 'modern' music.

To be more sociable and friendly to strangers.


That should do it.

 

[Exquisition]

In 2013, I resolve to:

Become considerably less irritated with inept and careless drivers in traffic.

Keep curse words at a minimum when speaking.

Spend more time writing.

Be considerably less annoyed with stupid people.

Drive at the speed limit.

Be considerably less annoyed at politics in general.

Be considerably less annoyed with society in general.

To mellow out more.

To be considerably less annoyed at 'modern' music.

To be more sociable and friendly to strangers.


That should do it.

See you on Jan 2nd TE.

 

[lovecraft68]

Great thread!

Okay here goes.

I will convert to Catholicism

I will NOT get any tattoos this year.

I will no longer engage in rough kinky sex and sleazy role plays and only make slow passionate love to my wife.

and last but not least:

I will read and re-read all three installments of 50 Shades of Gray and seek out E.L. James so that I can kick my wife to the curb and make slow passionate love to her instead

I can only hope she would let me touch "down there"

 

[alwayswantedto]

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[TE999]

See you on Jan 2nd TE.

If I last that long without exploding.

 

[ms.read]

I will find my cellphone.

I will live with only 100 things for a year. (100thingchallenge. google it)

I will put 100 miles on my bike.

I will find my cellphone.

I will convert bike to make electrical energy for me.

I will research making a tiny home.

I will find my cellphone.

I will find additional work...

I will write 10 stories and publish them.

I will find my cellphone.


See a pattern here?

 

[SamScribble]

I resolve that in the coming three hundred and sixty five days, I will write one story to submit to Literotica per day.

Hell, that's not writing, that's typing!

(With due acknowledgement to Truman Capote.)

 

[TxRad]

I will....

Uh, this space for rent.



I gave up New Years Resolutions in about 1969.

The only resolution I ever kept.

 

[Acktion]

I will....

Uh, this space for rent.



I gave up New Years Resolutions in about 1969.

The only resolution I ever kept.

1969....1969... Why does tha-... *gasp* Dad?!

 

[NaokoSmith]

1969....1969... Why does tha-... *gasp* Dad?!

LMFAO!

Acktion, your New Year's Resolution should be to write up that gorgeous story 'Old Spice'! I that threadpost.

 

[TxRad]

1969....1969... Why does tha-... *gasp* Dad?!

If you're half Vietnamese, we might have to talk.

 

[Exquisition]

I will find my cellphone.

I will live with only 100 things for a year. (100thingchallenge. google it)

I will put 100 miles on my bike.

I will find my cellphone.

I will convert bike to make electrical energy for me.

I will research making a tiny home.

I will find my cellphone.

I will find additional work...

I will write 10 stories and publish them.

I will find my cellphone.


See a pattern here?

Cell phone part made me chuckle.

 

[topace]

If you're half Vietnamese, we might have to talk.

LOL! Now this is what I call hilarious!

 

[Acktion]

If you're half Vietnamese, we might have to talk.

I guess I remember the joke wrong.

I thought it went;

A young man with a brightly hued multi-colored mohawk boarded the train. An older gentleman kept staring at him as the train left the station. Finally, his temper got the better of him.

"What the fuck are you staring at old man?" The punk snapped.

"Well, son." The older man replied. "Years ago, in the war, we used to dare each other to do some strange shit. One day, we were pretty fucked up on moonshine and some grass and one of my buddies dared me to fuck a parrot. So, I was just wondering if you might be my son."

Nope, not half vietnamese, nor do I have a mohawk.

 

[johneb87]

Give up porn and erotica.
Give up alcohol.
Quit eating burgers and only eat organic, healthy food.
Drive under the speed limit.
Give up driving altogether and take public transportation.
Find religion.

 

[Acktion]

Damn, damn, and double damn. Didn't even make it to Christmas before missing a day.

Got bogged down on an "Old Spice" story I scribbled in another thread when it was requested that I try turn it into a published story.

<<coughs and glares at Naoko playfully>>

Fine, starting NOW, I will write one story per day to submit yadda yadda and all the rest.

And, yes, Naoko, I'm making the "Old Spice" one the next one I submit. I'm on my fourth re-write now.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Goodness gosh, I'm so excited! Luckily my fella is ironing some more knickers even as I type as I may need some clean ones soon ....