jsmiam
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Responding to no one in particular, I think two humorous rules that we informally live by in real life should apply here. Namely, while you can appreciate intelligence in others, you can’t proclaim your own intelligence because:
1. It’s like picking your own nickname. You can’t. It must be given to you by others.
2. And just as there is “If you have to ask how much it is, you probably can’t afford it,” there’s also “if you have to tell people you’re intelligent, you probably aren’t.”
So if or when someone else assigns you the nickname “Smarty McSmartypants,” it’s celebration time. Just don’t try naming yourself Smarty McSmarty pants.
With that said, let me try some Sapiosexual pickup lines:
Hey baby, cerebellum here often?
Hey baby, I’ve got a collosal corpus calossum!
1. It’s like picking your own nickname. You can’t. It must be given to you by others.
2. And just as there is “If you have to ask how much it is, you probably can’t afford it,” there’s also “if you have to tell people you’re intelligent, you probably aren’t.”
So if or when someone else assigns you the nickname “Smarty McSmartypants,” it’s celebration time. Just don’t try naming yourself Smarty McSmarty pants.
With that said, let me try some Sapiosexual pickup lines:
Hey baby, cerebellum here often?
Hey baby, I’ve got a collosal corpus calossum!