San Diego Wild Animal Park Officials On Alert This Thanksgiving Season

[Ginny]

keep your eyes peeled and your turkey safe, Laurel.....he's very, very dangerous.....

 

[celiaKitten]

Turkey bandit?

Where in the world do you find this shit, gin-gin? lol

 

[Ginny]

it's homemade shit...........i'm in love with the turkey bandit.....<sigh>....i'm just hoping we get conjugal visits......after he's caught......

 

[tortoise]

Shit! They're on to me!



Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean turkey shit off a Jetta backseat?

 

[Ginny]

lmao.....may the fear of turkey shit on their backseats be a deterence to those considering a turkeynapping career.....

 

[tortoise]

"There's things about me you don't know, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."

 

[Ginny]

<tickled>.....Peeeeeeeeeeee-Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[tortoise]

lmao.....may the fear of turkey shit on their backseats be a deterence to those considering a turkeynapping career.....

Plus, they're a bitch to pluck.

 

[Ginny]

so i've heard......<nodding>

 

[Saint Peter]

A sidenote here. A group of friends in high school decided to go snag a Christmas goose off of a frozen pond in an upscale neighborhood. Easy stuff, right? Grab the goose. Stuff it in a bag. Easy.

No. Not easy. The goose went nuts and beat the fuck out of them. Sure it looked good on paper. Sure all those beers made it look even better on paper. The goose got away and the hurt food gatherers ego's are still making progress.

 

[tortoise]

Jeez, remind me to ditch that hat next time they take my picture. It's so last season!

 

[Ginny]

A sidenote here. A group of friends in high school decided to go snag a Christmas goose off of a frozen pond in an upscale neighborhood. Easy stuff, right? Grab the goose. Stuff it in a bag. Easy.

No. Not easy. The goose went nuts and beat the fuck out of them. Sure it looked good on paper. Sure all those beers made it look even better on paper. The goose got away and the hurt food gatherers ego's are still making progress.

there's nothing like a good goose....<butt clench>

 

[tortoise]

A sidenote here. A group of friends in high school decided to go snag a Christmas goose off of a frozen pond in an upscale neighborhood. Easy stuff, right? Grab the goose. Stuff it in a bag. Easy.

No. Not easy. The goose went nuts and beat the fuck out of them. Sure it looked good on paper. Sure all those beers made it look even better on paper. The goose got away and the hurt food gatherers ego's are still making progress.

My cousin's friend once had guard geese. Those fuckers are fierce. Make rottweilers look like little fluffy bunnies (and not the Monty Python and the Holy Grail type of bunnies, neither).

 

[Saint Peter]

Second sidenote then I will shutthefuckup.

"I was in England over the holidays. For so many years I wanted to try a Christmas goose and finally got my chance. It was very good. I just wish his hands were not so cold."


Joan Rivers on the Tonight Show

 

[tortoise]

there's nothing like a good goose....<butt clench>

duck turtle GOOSE!

 

[Ginny]

there's not much as funny as watching a grown man get chased by a goose....geese are mean big lil birds......

 

[Ginny]

duck turtle GOOSE!

lol....i can't find my trio.....but i found these:

 

[Guest]

men are jealous of birds because birds can eat with their peckers.

ok, old joke, sorry.

 

[Ginny]

birds can eat with their weenies? wow....

 

[Ginny]

somebody i know needs a fresh turkey....<nodding>......

 

[TWB]

"There's things about me you don't know, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."

"Shouldn't" must be italicized.

I have an MP3 of that. He cracks my bald balls right up.

 

[Thrillhouse]

That's not their only problem.

 

[Ginny]

"Shouldn't" must be italicized.
I have an MP3 of that. He cracks my bald balls right up.

Pee-Wee rocks!

 

[Ginny]

That's not their only problem.

lol All The Animals Are Dead....yikes.....turtle needs a live turkey....

 

[Thrillhouse]

I wonder how much Pee Wee will "rock" in prison...