Rules for How Men Think--Please Add Your Own

[tendril]

Re: And a corollary

1. Any inadequacy in penis size can always be compensated with the purchase of a louder stereo or more expensive automobile.

Roman

...and the more expensive car should be that 'hooker red' colour !

 

[alwaysawake]

Re: Re: And a corollary

...and the more expensive car should be that 'hooker red' colour !

I went through that phase already and it was 'radar red!' AA

 

[RomanHans]

A bump in lieu of something witty that I plan to put here someday.

Roman

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Allright ladies, you want to know what to get us for christmass/birthday/whatever? One of these would be nice. I'm just sayn'.

 

[silkynsmooth]

Allright ladies, you want to know what to get us for christmass/birthday/whatever? One of these would be nice. I'm just sayn'.

Are you holding your breath SSG????? I hope not....but then again, mouth to mouth could be fun...hehehehe

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Hey we are all allowed to dream.

 

[silkynsmooth]

Hey we are all allowed to dream.

Was just teasing you hun...heyyy she's beautiful who wouldn't want her...

 

[RomanHans]

Allright ladies, you want to know what to get us for christmass/birthday/whatever? One of these would be nice. I'm just sayn'.

Boy, SSG, you must be quite a guy to be able to pull off wearing an outfit like that--why would you want it? You feel the need to show off that much cleavage?

Roman

 

[dragonhearted]

Bachlum Chaam

My dear sir...I really like your signature line. It conveys what I try to tell most men!

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Boy, SSG, you must be quite a guy to be able to pull off wearing an outfit like that--why would you want it? You feel the need to show off that much cleavage?

How do you know I wasn't talking about the shoes?

 

[RomanHans]

How do you know I wasn't talking about the shoes?

Due to another rule about men--real guys would not consider willingly sacrificing comfort in the name of fashion or appearance. Hence the tendency of guys to wear sweats to a semi-formal, until their dates intervene....

Roman

 

[SuperShyGuy]

I guess you got me on that one.

 

[RomanHans]

Another rule #1

If my SO wants to have a three-some with another woman and me, then she must be bi. That's hot--that means that we get to have a lot more of those in the future.

If we end up having a threesome with another guy, it's NOT BECAUSE I'M BISEXUAL!!!!

Roman

 

[SuperShyGuy]

If we end up having a threesome with another guy, it's NOT BECAUSE I'M BISEXUAL!!!!

Yeah, i just wanted to see a woman take a double team. Seriously. I lOVE that!

 

[English Lady]

"If my SO wants to have a three-some with another woman and me, then she must be bi. That's hot--that means that we get to have a lot more of those in the future.

If we end up having a threesome with another guy, it's NOT BECAUSE I'M BISEXUAL!!!!!"


*LMAO* oh that is so typically manly!

 

[English Lady]

.I am man and I can look all I want to and make any comment I wish about any woman I see. You are woman and you are allowed to look at me only!!!!



*LOL*

 

[RomanHans]

.I am man and I can look all I want to and make any comment I wish about any woman I see. You are woman and you are allowed to look at me only!!!!

*LOL*

Caveat to the above--you're allowed to look at other women, too.

Roman

 

[Feistyred16]

MIDNIGHT BUMP

just a little bump between friends

 

[alwaysawake]

Dang...you mean I have a mind?! Guess that explains the smoke rolling out of both ears when I have to concentrate. (Shorted brain cells...all 2 of them.) AA

 

[tendril]

Re: Another rule #1

If my SO wants to have a three-some with another woman and me, then she must be bi. That's hot--that means that we get to have a lot more of those in the future.

If we end up having a threesome with another guy, it's NOT BECAUSE I'M BISEXUAL!!!!

Roman

Well my SO announced recently that logic told him a MFM was a better deal for the woman than a FMF, the penis to orifice ratio apparently .

 

[RomanHans]

Re: Re: Another rule #1

Well my SO announced recently that logic told him a MFM was a better deal for the woman than a FMF, the penis to orifice ratio apparently .

Hmmm--I hope you are impressed by his deductive abilities

Although that calculus omits the fact that MEN have orifices too--not that I swing that way!

Roman

 

[tendril]

Re: Re: Re: Another rule #1

Hmmm--I hope you are impressed by his deductive abilities

Although that calculus omits the fact that MEN have orifices too--not that I swing that way!

Roman

nah, his calculations most assuredly did not include the M orifices !

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Another rule that occured to me this morning. I swear I have no idea why.


1. Just because my underwear have a few holes in them doesn't mean they are no good anymore. It just means they are broken in.

 

[Feistyred16]

Another rule that occured to me this morning. I swear I have no idea why.


1. Just because my underwear have a few holes in them doesn't mean they are no good anymore. It just means they are broken in.

OMG, this is so true & applies to any article of clothing a man owns...I have seen my hubby digging in the trash when he found out I threw away his favorite t-shirt

 

[RomanHans]

Another rule...

1. We are perfectly willing to have a fundamental, heart-to-heart talk about the state of our relationship, as long as we don't have to say anything.

Roman