Rob and the Gay Hookers

[peachykeen]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to take this over to the Story Ideas board.

There's this guy, his name is Rob, let's say he's an actor, and he's home alone one Friday night, kinda lonely for whatever reason, feeling a bit low, maybe he has a couple drinks, suddenly the doorbell rings and there's these gay hookers standing there...

 

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[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to take this over to the Story Ideas board.

There's this guy, his name is Rob, let's say he's an actor, and he's home alone one Friday night, kinda lonely for whatever reason, feeling a bit low, maybe he has a couple drinks, suddenly the doorbell rings and there's these gay hookers standing there...

LOL

It's one of those "funny because it's true" kinda things.

 

[peachykeen]

Hanns since you know I don't read what you write I can only assume it was brilliant, witty, well thought out and a damn shame I'm missing it, really. If only I wasn't such a stubborn bitch I could click that one little word, but you know, I just can't. But hey if you think it's something really really important that I should know, you can always come back unregistered and quote yourself so I can't miss it, then add something about how right you are, like you usually do.

 

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[peachykeen]

Hey whatever you say pal, you're the puppetmaster and all that.

Going to bed now, try to think up something snappy for me to not read tomorrow, okay?

 

[Problem Child]

Is there any chance we could make it "Rob and the Gay Midget Hookers"?

 

[red_rose]

Is there any chance we could make it "Rob and the Gay Midget Hookers"?

That sounds like a band name.

 

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[JazzManJim]

That sounds like a band name.

I was thinking just the same thing!

Maybe they'll get a solid booking at the Colony Theater or something...

 

[sunstruck]

Is there any chance we could make it "Rob and the Gay Midget Hookers"?

I would join that band, were I a gay midget hooker.

 

[red_rose]

I would join that band, were I a gay midget hooker.

Wait... you're not?

I...I...I feel so... disillusioned.

 

[sunstruck]

Wait... you're not?

I...I...I feel so... disillusioned.

Sorry. I know it's a hard truth to face.

I love your sig. lol

 

[glamorilla]

you know i could totally use the work.