riff! On-line! Drunk! and against doctor's orders! Fuck it!

[riff]

Doctor said I could have a drink last week. Today, I took him up on his offer.

What good is a liver without a life?
What kind of life could you have without a liver?

It's all the entertainment value folks. I am a clown. I am a clown.

I wear a little red ball on my nose, white paint on my face, and I am a clown. Here for your amusement, entertainment, and enlightenment.

Everyone deserves a good drunk every now and again. (don't worry. I got foods, cigs, and God on my side).

I haven't had this in almost 6 months. I wish I were stupid and shallow. I wish never went to college. I wish I never did anything but just fucking break my back and wonder what the fuck I was born for.

What was I born for? God loves me. I keep telling myself that.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Sing it with me!

I've got a little black book with my poems in,
A bag with a toothbrush and a comb in...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Why did your doctor advise against drinking, Riff?

 

[amelia]

It's all the entertainment value folks. I am a clown. I am a clown.

I wear a little red ball on my nose, white paint on my face, and I am a clown. Here for your amusement, entertainment, and enlightenment.

i'm afraid of clowns...

 

[April]

I hear ya, Riff. Let it rip.

 

[riff]

Why did your doctor advise against drinking, Riff?

Some medicine I take for my skin. But the last time I was there last wednesday I told him I had not a drop since thanksgiving, but then he said, well, having some every now and then won't hurt you.

Today is every now and then. It's a fact.

 

[riff]

Re: Re: riff! On-line! Drunk! and against doctor's orders! Fuck it!

i'm afraid of clowns...

You are cute. I can see you with a clowns nose on too.

 

[freescorfr]

Riff, can you explain to me, in a straight line, what you're doing with that statue?

 

[amelia]

You are cute. I can see you with a clowns nose on too.

are you making fun of my nose...? i mean..it's the one i was born with for goodness sake!

 

[Wiggles]

riff,

God told me to pass along the message that he'd like you to strip down to your skivvies and prance on over to my place.

He said it was a double dog dare.

 

[riff]

You people have not a clue as to how fucking real I am right now.

Ok... OK... I am sorry. So many of my "real-life" friends tell me how perfectly insane it is to try to find.... you know...

What was the question? Probe me. You won't find me drunk and in this position often. Now is your chance.

What? I want attention? Yes. I want attention. I need it bad right now. No lie.

 

[freescorfr]

You people have not a clue as to how fucking real I am right now.

Ok... OK... I am sorry. So many of my "real-life" friends tell me how perfectly insane it is to try to find.... you know...

What was the question? Probe me. You won't find me drunk and in this position often. Now is your chance.

What? I want attention? Yes. I want attention. I need it bad right now. No lie.

OK the separation thing touched a sore point. Tell us who's to blame for your life, Riff?

 

[riff]

OK the separation thing touched a sore point. Tell us who's to blame for your life, Riff?

Just me man. Just me. I didn't know what the fuck I was getting into. But it happened. I got into it.

I got into it and nobody is to blame, but I am responsible.

Freescot, be real. Be real. It's the only thing any of us can do perfectly.

 

[lavender]

 

[riff]

Riff, can you explain to me, in a straight line, what you're doing with that statue?

I am just holding onto, as KM might put it, the short side of perfection.

 

[April]

It's never insane to figure out what you need and try to get it. What is insane is knowing what you need and just letting it slip through your fingers.

Or walk out of your life.

But then, do you hold on, afraid of letting them go, or let them go and pray they stay with you?

*blink* Umm.

 

[freescorfr]

I am just holding onto, as KM might put it, the short side of perfection.

You've got me laughing again.

Now put in order of importance:

1. being a porn King
2. Campion of the oppressed
3. Oxygen to the minds of the young
4. Making people laugh
5. Being real
6. Someone who is appreciated by loads of people who never see him
7. Loved by his mum and dad.

 

[riff]

Authentication

Meglomania.

One moment, I am really.... being someone.

Next moment.... ~crying~

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Authentication

Meglomania.

One moment, I am really.... being someone.

Next moment.... ~crying~

Now there is a piece of life I can identify with from two years ago.

There's more than one lady here that would like to hold you through the night. I think Wiggles was the first to volunteer.

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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She
told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"

"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.

"It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

The woman thought it would be a great "gag" gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may
never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
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Ishmael

 

[phrodeau]

Some medicine I take for my skin. But the last time I was there last wednesday I told him I had not a drop since thanksgiving, but then he said, well, having some every now and then won't hurt you.

Today is every now and then. It's a fact.

Moderation, fellah. Are you having some, that is a moderate amount of alcohol, or are you having a "good drunk"?

When you lose count of how much you've had, it's time to stop.