Reviving an old classic

[Svenskaflicka]

A long, long time ago, there was a Swedish porno movie called "Fäbodjäntan" (something like "Chalet Girl"), in which there was a horn, and when someone played on that horn, everyone who heard it immediately became extremely horny, and jumped whoever was closest, and started fucking like crazy.

Would anyone be up for a Chain Story on this..?

 

[flawed_ethics]

Riiiiiiiiiiicooooooolaaaaaa....

Anything like those Ricola commercials?

I can see it now. The dude with the long horn blows on it, calls out "Ricola....", followed by some nasty porn music while the local villagers get it on.

Seriously, though. Would you want it to be a horn? I'm thinking flute myself (I think horn and bugle comes to mind). Would it be used excessively, or like a secret weapon?

i.e. what direction would you take it?

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Riiiiiiiiiiicooooooolaaaaaa....

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Seriously, though. Would you want it to be a horn? I'm thinking flute myself (I think horn and bugle comes to mind). Would it be used excessively, or like a secret weapon?

i.e. what direction would you take it?

I like the flute idea, make me think of a Saytr calling for nyphms. Maybe a man finds a mystical reed?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, see, this is THE porno movie that everyone knows about in Sweden. Me, I'm one of the few that hasn't seen it. From what I've been told by those who have, I have only missed something f I wanted to see a parody of porno movies, coz it's REALLY ridiculous and un-sexy!

BUT, from what I know, there was a woman who blew the horn, though I don't know why, really. Perhaps she wanted to arouse one particular man close to her, and then it backfired, so everyone who heard it got horny as well? Or perhaps she was a prankster with a dirty imagination, and thought it would be fun to see strict, decent Members Of The Society, get all hot and bothered.

Since I haven't seen it, I can't tell if the original story had a horn or a bugle, but I also like the idea with the magic reed. It sort of goes well with other Swedish folklore legends.

One of them is the one about Näcken, "the naked man", who sits in the river and plays a violin. Women who hear him playing falls into a trance and are lured under the water.

The other one is the legend of the Dance of Hårga. In a place called Hårga, there were folkdances every summer. This one summer, however, the dancers found they had suddenly got a new fiddler. He played excellently, and no-one who heard him play could stop themselves from dancing. After one hour of dancing, they got tired, and wanted to stop, but they couldn't. Their feet moved on their own. They called out to the fiddler, but he didn't answer them, he just kept playing, and then he got up and started walking away, and the dancers followed him, all the time dancing. They saw that he was limping. One of his feet wasn't a human foot, but a goat's hoof. Then they realized that it was the Devil himself who was playing the violin.
He led them up on a mountain, and played, and played, and the people danced until their shoes burned up, they danced until their feet were worn out, they danced until there was nothing left of their legs, until there was nothing left on the mountain but a group of heads, that rolled helplessly in tune with the music. Then the Devil stopped and walked away, and disappeared.

Now, how about a twist here? How about a young (but over 18!) boy, finds Näcken in the river, and challenge him on a violin playing contest, and wins, and as a reward gets a magical flute, that will make anyone who hears it horny.

The boy sneaks into a barn, where a farmer's daughter is going to milk the cows, and he plays the flute, and she spreads for him, and they fuck, and then the farmer's wife comes to see what's taking the girl so long, and the boy plays the flute again...

 

[LorriLove]

A long, long time ago, there was a Swedish porno movie called "Fäbodjäntan" (something like "Chalet Girl"), in which there was a horn, and when someone played on that horn, everyone who heard it immediately became extremely horny, and jumped whoever was closest, and started fucking like crazy.

Would anyone be up for a Chain Story on this..?

my hubby usually jumps me when i blow his horn

 

[flawed_ethics]

Now, how about a twist here? How about a young (but over 18!) boy, finds Näcken in the river, and challenge him on a violin playing contest, and wins, and as a reward gets a magical flute, that will make anyone who hears it horny.

The boy sneaks into a barn, where a farmer's daughter is going to milk the cows, and he plays the flute, and she spreads for him, and they fuck, and then the farmer's wife comes to see what's taking the girl so long, and the boy plays the flute again...

I like it ... I like it a lot. Except for the conditions on the flute. Perhaps I'm too stuck up in my trains of thought. I'm certiantly oblivious to Swedish culture (no offense).

My take on it: The boy challenges the Nacken. The Nacken is confident he'll win and drown the boy in the river, but to his/its' astonishment he holds his own, causing the Naken to eventually admit defeat (out of frustration, eventually making a mistake, or what have you). He grants the boy (ok, young man) his wish for the flute, but forewarns that the lad doesn't quite know what he has in his possession.

He uses it to his satisfaction, and you could milk several chapters out of that to high scores. Different scenarios. All good fun. But it should come back to bite him. Maybe the flute's power consumes him - after a while his drive needs the music to be playing in order to get it up. He foolishly hands the reed to another to continue to get it on with the village ladies (Nacken in disguise?), who uses it back on him to fuck him senseless, or drown him back in the river (no snuff sex, just good old revenge/power-transfer).

Sorry for the rambling, but the angle of boy-gets-flute-and-fucks-happily-ever-after leaves something to be desired. A good twist to the lad's own mortality would go a long way.

That's just me though. I'm strange like that. And no, I'm not trying to hi-jack your story/thread!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Actually, that's not such a bad idea, flaw!

There should be some sort of wandering of this flute. That way, we get different characters getting to use it.

 

[BlackSnake]

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Now, how about a twist here? How about a young (but over 18!) boy, finds Näcken in the river, and challenge him on a violin playing contest, and wins, and as a reward gets a magical flute, that will make anyone who hears it horny.

The boy sneaks into a barn, where a farmer's daughter is going to milk the cows, and he plays the flute, and she spreads for him, and they fuck, and then the farmer's wife comes to see what's taking the girl so long, and the boy plays the flute again...

This reminds me of a song "The Devil went down to Georgia"

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to still. He was in a bind, and way behind, and willing to make a deal.

The Devil happen upon playing a fiddle and playing hot....

The boy said, my name is Johnny and it might be a sine, but I'll take you bet, you.....

I don't know all the words to the song, but I think it was the Hank Williams band.

 

[flawed_ethics]

I thought about it being akin to "Devil Went Down to Georgia" also. Giving a slight nod to the song (while not playing off it) might be necessary, otherwise the reader might think, "Oh, get real here..." and give up.

Any musically inclined writers out there who'd be willing to write that scene? I think that would be a tough task.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I haven't heard that song, so I have no idea who Georgia is, but I think it would make an interesting Non-Human story if the devil goes down on her...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ah-bump.

 

[flawed_ethics]

I've thought about the idea, but as I'm only a writer as a hobby, and know nothing about Sweden or Swedish folklore (including, IMHO, the key Nacken character), I wouldn't be fit to write it.

Have you started anything with the idea(s) yet? Just curious.

 

[CardinalX]

A guy winning the flute and eventually it backfires on him sounds great to me, like an erotic version of an old fairytale.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Haven't done much more than thinking yet, flaw. Wanted to hear if anyone was interested before I put down a lot of energy in this.