Furniture store

[Dashabout]

I can only believe that a lot of folks have had fantasies about furniture stores or delivery of new furniture with set up and testing and all the fun ideas to be explored by the braver of our Lit friends.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I can only believe that a lot of folks have had fantasies about furniture stores or delivery of new furniture with set up and testing and all the fun ideas to be explored by the braver of our Lit friends.

Hrmm.... "Installation Technician" and "Quality Fitter" positions . . . .

 

[DarkSollat]

Okay, I turned it into a 750-Word story, Bob's Furniture Barn!

This may be the dumbest thing I've ever written, it will probably get murdered by readers, but I giggled the whole time I wrote it, sooo... Enjoy!

Funny read!

 

[Husky_Embrace]

Her boss is seeing dollar signs, and he offers her a 10% sales commission if she goes through with it. What's an ambitious saleswoman to do?

Ask a raise.

Not just in the pants.

It reminds me of a book where the protagonist is a woman in her twenties growing up, part of it sexual. The graphic description how she pleasured herself on the carved post of the bed haunts me still.

I like the premise, slowly building up to bigger asks, until a crescendo of extreme sales tactics.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

Okay, I turned it into a 750-Word story, Bob's Furniture Barn!

This may be the dumbest thing I've ever written, it will probably get murdered by readers, but I giggled the whole time I wrote it, sooo... Enjoy!

Trying to emulate you in short stories I've added one of my own. It's only adjacent to a furniture store and I left my principles of 'could be plausibly true' behind. Even so I hope @Brandnewbuddy enjoys it. At least I did when writing it, so it's a win in any case.

https://www.literotica.com/s/live-bed-delivery-927-words

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Trying to emulate you in short stories I've added one of my own. It's only adjacent to a furniture store and I left my principles of 'could be plausibly true' behind. Even so I hope @Brandnewbuddy enjoys it. At least I did when writing it, so it's a win in any case.

https://www.literotica.com/s/live-bed-delivery-927-words

Sorry it took me so long to respond, but yes, I adored it

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

So I thought of another idea.

Furniture store has a section for couples who want to try out furniture to see if it can handle being used for sex. Now officially it’s not for that for legal reasons but if you’re a couple you can try the furniture out to make sure it will hold up. If it breaks, you’ll get a piece for free. If it holds, you’ll have to buy it.

But I’m just imagining couples coming to the store either to genuinely try things out or to try and get a piece for free.

So for example:

Sincere

“Yes, we heard about your “try before you buy” policy.

“Of course! What were you wanting to try, one of our beds, butcher’s block, a table-“

“This nightstand and that bookshelf”

“A bookshelf?…oh-okay.”

Trickster:

“Yes, me and my polycule of twenty girls would like to try out one of your California king size beds. That’s not a problem, is it?”

“Oh no, go ahead. My, a polycule that is also a group of sorority sisters, how nice”

*five minutes later*

“How the hell are we all sitting on this bed and it’s not collapsing?”

“Ma’am Not peeking in but clients do tend to actually…do activities on the bed”

“Right. Uhhhh”

*two hours later*

“Okay, we’ll take the bed…Jesus, there goes our party money.”

“Ah the old try and sell furniture for beer money, we’ve all been there. If I could get your signature here.”