Reveal the most random fact about yourself.

[cocokittysurprise]

Now, keep that quiet and try to not use it to your advantage. That would be like using the Force at a casino. Awesome, but not ethical

Ethics?

 

[Wonderer67]

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this, but I'm going to tell you a secret. Come really close. Ready? Men do some really dumb shit sometimes because we just have to.

Now, don't tell anyone, okay? It's super secret.

this is a secret???

 

[Ratchetman1982]

this is a secret???

Shhhh. Don't go spilling the beans! The secret society could kick me out for revealing these secrets!

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Shhhh. Don't go spilling the beans! The secret society could kick me out for revealing these secrets!

We're not supposed to tell other people this, but the Secret Society has been watching you.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

We're not supposed to tell other people this, but the Secret Society has been watching you.

I knew it!

 

[DeeDeeX2]

I knew it!

Please keep it quiet. No one is supposed to know.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Please keep it quiet. No on is supposed to know.

My lips are sealed

 

[DeeDeeX2]

My lips are sealed

That's a good thing. Otherwise I would have to report you to the Secret Society's Department of Redundancy Department.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

That's a good thing. Otherwise I would have to report you to the Secret Society's Department of Redundancy Department.

Again???

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Again???

Yes and yes. It can be such a pain because they require duplicate copies of all incident reports so at least one copy can be prominently displayed to the public. That helps us to keep your information confidential.

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Please keep in mind that the Secret Society's Customer Support Call Center can be very helpful in divulging things like your user ids, passwords, banking information, etc without requiring any verification of your identity.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Please keep in mind that the Secret Society's Customer Support Call Center can be very helpful in divulging things like your user ids, passwords, banking information, etc without requiring any verification of your identity.

**Flashback to someone sharing their SSN and Date of Birth with me, unprompted, in an unencrypted email**

 

[SimonSex]

My career has been kinda like Groundhog Day at a high level for three decades.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I'm pretty good at sewing

 

[EboniMidnite]

I gave names to my nipples.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Ratatouille is one of my favorite movies

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I gave names to my nipples.

And they are….we want to meet them

 

[EboniMidnite]

Ratatouille is one of my favorite movies

I'm more of a Wall-e girl

 

[kathyisgr65]

Fear of public speaking... unless alcohol is involved.. then...it's not what anyone wants to hear

 

[SimonSex]

I gave names to my nipples.

Lit waits in anticipation for the girl’s names

 

[EboniMidnite]

And they are….we want to meet them

Sighh...ok.

Jenny on the left, Penny on the right.

Don't ask.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Sighh...ok.

Jenny on the left, Penny on the right.

Don't ask.

Why does Jenny get to be on the right side?

 

[Unapologetic_Bull]

I can touch my nose with my tongue

 

[SimonSex]

Why does Jenny get to be on the right side?

Looks like he asked. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ratatouille is one of my favorite movies

“I ain't trying to have rats living in my hats and pulling my hair to get me to do stuff.” - Jason Mendoza