Reveal the most random fact about yourself.

I have a rare birthmark ony face, I can't get away with any crimes now
 
I am allergic to cucumbers but not pickles. Which is odd because pickles are cucumbers.
 
The dude who plays Jay in Kevin Smith movies once talked to me while I was washing my hands and he was at the urinal. It was about the shit the dude in the stall was taking, which was pretty much the ideal thing for Jay to say to high school age me.
 
I grew up in the same neighborhood as Aaron D. Spears and went to high school with Taraji P. Henson.
 
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I got shot my ass once. It was more of a graze that cut into probably just a few millimeters in my ass, but cut about 8cm of my pants. Before that day was done, my entire right ass cheek was hanging out of my pants, because the cut in my pants ripped.

I'll never live it down. Apparently the rip was so big that you could see my junk dangling from the rear; I don't know how true that is, but I can recall feeling the breeze.
 
I and a couple of my friends once got shot in the ass, lower legs and lower back with mustard seed from a shotgun. Way back in the day people used mustard seed instead of ratshot or birdshot because it was less dangerous. We had trespassed on this farmer's property who was known to be crazy.
 
I got shot my ass once. It was more of a graze that cut into probably just a few millimeters in my ass, but cut about 8cm of my pants. Before that day was done, my entire right ass cheek was hanging out of my pants, because the cut in my pants ripped.

I'll never live it down. Apparently the rip was so big that you could see my junk dangling from the rear; I don't know how true that is, but I can recall feeling the breeze.

Why am I imagining him yelling “ Lieutenant Dan, something bit me in my buttocks!”

Random fact... I love words and word games, and I’m so good at them most of my family members won’t play them with me.
 
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