Reveal the most random fact about yourself.

[Lindi37]

After being told I would never have children, I had 2 within 18 months

 

[Cat]

I once had my nose broken in highschool, during a German lesson.

 

[Lindi37]

I once had my nose broken in highschool, during a German lesson.

How bad was your German?

Sorry bad joke

 

[badjanus]

After being told I would never have children, I had 2 within 18 months

Special offer - we can make that 3 in 27mths

 

[Lindi37]

Special offer - we can make that 3 in 27mths

Well aren’t you a kind and generous soul

Hard pass… I am well passed my baby making days

 

[Cat]

How bad was your German?

Sorry bad joke

Hahahaha!!

Pretty good actually.. we had to write our translations on the blackboard, as I am really short for a Dane, I was standing kinda a bit in front of one of the guys from my class, and somehow he made a quick movement with his arm, hammering his elbow down my nose!

Result: my nose broke instantly.

He was sooooooooooo devastated, and for the remaining years of highschool, we became the best friends.

 

[Lindi37]

Hahahaha!!

Pretty good actually.. we had to write our translations on the blackboard, as I am really short for a Dane, I was standing kinda a bit in front of one the guys from my class, and somehow he made a quick movements with his arm, hammering his elbow down my nose!

Result: my nose broke instantly.

He was sooooooooooo devastated, and for the remaining years of highschool, we became the best friends.

What a horrid experience but lovely outcome

Ugh blackboards, horrible things!

 

[Cat]

What a horrid experience but lovely outcome

Ugh blackboards, horrible things!

Blackboards.. shudder!! (not the fun kind!)

Yeah, it was a bloody and really, stupidly painful experience.
But, him and I had so much fun!! He always introduced me to his girlfriends, as the very first thing!

Sometimes weird and silly accidents might lead to good things.

 

[PandemicReader8]

I write content for video games you've probably heard of; and that is no where near cool. LOL

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

The first 3 letters of my first and middle name are almost the same

 

[Ingenue844]

https://imgur.com/i34GcZe

My children and I celebrate the Ides of March by reciting memorized Shakespeare quotes.

 

[badjanus]

https://imgur.com/i34GcZe

My children and I celebrate the Ides of March by reciting memorized Shakespeare quotes.

I celebrate the ides of March with Birthday cake.

 

[Bry1313]

My feet are completely flat so on a group trip in HS I got the nickname flipper cause of the footprints I left on the beach.

 

[Ingenue844]

I celebrate the ides of March with Birthday cake.

Happiest of birthdays to you!

 

[Ingenue844]

I celebrate the ides of March with Birthday cake.

https://imgur.com/FVPALLi

This fits

 

[Ingenue844]

I keep paying for business expenses using my personal credit card instead of business one.

So I have to submit expense reimbursements to myself.
Issue myself a check.

And then never get around to depositing said check.

 

[WantonOneWanted]

I’m not a physical/racial types person. I see so many kinks related to these types but in the end, all I want is someone smart & sexual. Is that a kink?

 

[badjanus]

I’m not a physical/racial types person. I see so many kinks related to these types but in the end, all I want is someone smart & sexual. Is that a kink?

Sapiosexual.
It turns into a kink when you ask them to don dress robes, hold onto a lectern and spank them

 

[WantonOneWanted]

Sapiosexual.
It turns into a kink when you ask them to don dress robes, hold onto a lectern and spank them

Would that be a bad thing?

 

[Trubbycat]

I have done standup in NYC.

 

[munch2much]

I play bluegrass banjo and am currently learning clawhammer style (no finger picks).

That’s so cool!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Finding out chocolate milk doesn’t come from brown cows.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I’m not a physical/racial types person. I see so many kinks related to these types but in the end, all I want is someone smart & sexual. Is that a kink?

Yes, look up "Sapiosexual"
Yw

 

[WantonOneWanted]

Yes, look up "Sapiosexual"
Yw

Thank you for the enlightenment

 

[Tallulah82]

Last night I premeditated the current devouring of fig rolls, and so deliberately hid the pack. I should feel shame of being such a sneaky fig roll eater, but I'm not.