Respond with Monty Python

[Cymru6969]

Wankel Rotary Engine

 

[1sickbastard]

Lemon curry?

 

[L8tnIt]

Walk like this...

 

[1sickbastard]

It's not particularly silly, is it?

 

[Cymru6969]

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with....a herring!

 

[1sickbastard]

I always wanted to be a lumberjack.

Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

[Sundayschild]

Just wait until my friend Biggus Dickus hears about this!!

 

[leftie]

What do you mean, an African or European swallow?

 

[Hornblende]

Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?

 

[OldUncleJack]

Luckily my cheese sandwiches were still intact!

 

[starrynightin64]

"Run away!, run away!"

 

[beachbaby179]

I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

 

[starrynightin64]

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

 

[Flowerbox]

"Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!"

 

[Slightlybentrod]

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Venezuelan beaver cheese?

 

[jaF0]

 

[cfuhrer]

how did I miss this?!?!

Bavaria! Ya Bavaria! Where our trees are made of wood, our sheep rarely wear spectacles, and our mountains shoot up from the ground!

 

[cfuhrer]

I always wanted to be a lumberjack.

Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch. I go to the lav-a-tory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.

 

[jaF0]

how did I miss this?!?!

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[ease037]

Put her in the comfy chair!

 

[Pantyboy74]

We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
We want.....

(pregnant pause)

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

 

[Hornblende]

We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
We want.....

(pregnant pause)

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

What a silly bunt!

 

[DarkSimian]

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[ease037]

welcome to the Upper middle class twit of the year show.....