Respond with Monty Python

[1sickbastard]

That's. NOT. Funny!

 

[BluKitten]

Ah, one at a time, please.

 

[1sickbastard]

The number of the counting shall be three.

 

[BluKitten]

Right, who's got a boil on the bum?

 

[Artofromance]

Blessed are the Greek

 

[leftie]

Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes...

 

[1sickbastard]

Well, she turned me into a newt!
I got better...

 

[Artofromance]

Blessed are the cheese makers

 

[1sickbastard]

Blessed are the cheese makers

It wasn't meant literally. It applies to everyone who work with dairy products.

 

[Artofromance]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

 

[1sickbastard]

Tie her to the, oh dear, rack!

 

[Artofromance]

Now poke her with the comfy pillows. (Diabolical laughter)

 

[1sickbastard]

Confess! Confess!

 

[Artofromance]

I'm not quite dead yet. I'm feeling much better. I think I'll go for a walk!!

 

[1sickbastard]

You're not fooling anyone.

 

[Artofromance]

She's got huuugggeee...tracts of land.

 

[1sickbastard]

Let's not argue and bicker about who killed whom.

 

[Artofromance]

What, the curtains?

 

[1sickbastard]

"It doesn't fit with my particular..."

"Idiom, sir?"

"Idiom. Thank you, Concord"

 

[Artofromance]

Perhaps if we use a wooden badger

 

[1sickbastard]

What have the Romans ever done for us?

 

[Artofromance]

Shut up! Shut up, you American! You always talk and talk, you Americans. With your 'let me tell you something' or 'I just wanna say this'. Well you're dead now, so shut up!!

 

[1sickbastard]

I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

 

[Artofromance]

Better bring me a bucket. I'm gonna throw up

 

[60HzHum]

"I'm afraid I've caught poetry."

"Oh really? Well, don't worry. I used to suffer from short stories."

"Really? When?"

"Oh, once upon a time."