Respond with Monty Python

[SMNaughtywife]

He's not dead yet.

Did he have salmon mousse yet?

 

[Ginmill72]

Did he have salmon mousse yet?

But its got sharp teeth

 

[1sickbastard]

But its got sharp teeth

What about a banana or a pointed stick?

 

[hatlover123]

Some people call me.......................................Tim

 

[Ginmill72]

I wave my private parts at your aunties

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I wave my private parts at your aunties

I fart in your general direction.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I fart in your general direction.

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person.

 

[Ginmill72]

Look, it's my duty as a knight to try and sample as much peril as I can.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Look, it's my duty as a knight to try and sample as much peril as I can.

Are you the knight that says nii?

 

[Ginmill72]

How do you know he's a king?

He ain't got shit all over him.

 

[1sickbastard]

Bloody weather.

 

[Artofromance]

What kind of talk is that?!

 

[1sickbastard]

What kind of talk is that?!

I'd like to answer that question is two ways; first in my normal voice, the second in an annoying, high pitched, nasally whine.

 

[BluKitten]

I'd like to answer that question is two ways; first in my normal voice, the second in an annoying, high pitched, nasally whine.

I'd like to have an argument, please.

 

[1sickbastard]

I'd like to have an argument, please.

Oh, I'm sorry. This is abuse.

 

[BluKitten]

Oh, I'm sorry. This is abuse.

Oh, I see. That explains it.

 

[1sickbastard]

Oh, I see. That explains it.

The defendant is found to be not gill-cup!

 

[BluKitten]

The defendant is found to be not gill-cup!

You can't beat wood.....gone.

 

[1sickbastard]

You can't beat wood.....gone.

How about a pointed stick?

 

[BluKitten]

How about a pointed stick?

Sausage, there's a good woody sort of wood......gone.

 

[1sickbastard]

Sausage, there's a good woody sort of wood......gone.

Here's a funny thing, dear, all the naughty words sound woody.

 

[Artofromance]

Here's a funny thing, dear, all the naughty words sound woody.

Well that explains the lumberjack song then!

"On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea"

 

[1sickbastard]

Well that explains the lumberjack song then!

"On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea"

Tit is a very tinny sounding word.

 

[BluKitten]

Tit is a very tinny sounding word.

I say major, cabbage crates coming over the briny!

 

[OxfordDon]

I say major, cabbage crates coming over the briny!

sorry...didn't understand a word of that...