Respond with Monty Python

[Hornblende]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time.

 

[HBergeron]

Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know what I mean,
nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?

 

[Jada59]

Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.

 

[georgie57]

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

 

[HBergeron]

As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism.

 

[MrEd63]

An Italian film director is not sufficient

 

[Hornblende]

Message for you Sir!

 

[iamincognito45]

"Listen you! You're only making it worse for yourself!"

"How can it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah! "

 

[MrEd63]

Cheese, sir ?

 

[iamincognito45]

"There are those who cal me... Tim"

 

[DragonMistress81]

“This is an EX-PARROT!”

 

[MrEd63]

I would like to buy a bee license

 

[shewantsmore]

No no hes not dead, hes hes restin

 

[CharlieB4]

Mind if we call you Bruce to stop any confusion?

 

[Hornblende]

Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?

 

[MrEd63]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...

 

[shewantsmore]

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good

 

[catherinewheel77]

I gave this to my brother for his birthday...
https://www.rockabilia.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/MOVIE-TVT-SHIRTS/MONTY-PYTHON-T-SHIRT-131583B.JPG

 

[HBergeron]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.

 

[Hornblende]

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away

 

[Kelleebabes]

This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.

 

[OldUncleJack]

Luckily my cheese sandwiches were still intact...

 

[Kelleebabes]

I'd rather eat Johnson Sir...

 

[Oblimo]

“I am Sir Galahad, the Chaste.”

“I’m Zoot...just, Zoot.”