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[EmpressJosephine]

“What did he say?”

“I think it was, ‘blessed are the cheesemakers’.”

from The Life of Brian.

(Makes my Wisconsin heart proud!)

 

[LWulf]

And now for something completely different.

 

[MrEd63]

We apologise for the previous apology

 

[snexxer]

Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelt of Elderberries!

 

[bi11ionaire]

Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelt of Elderberries!

I suppose I am going to fart in your general direction now.

 

[MrEd63]

Sounds like we've got a Digger Deviant up in the balcony

 

[LWulf]

Hallo, this is your captain speaking, there is absolutely no cause for alarm.

 

[MrEd63]

Call the Church Police

 

[HBergeron]

Alan: Well, last week we showed you how to be a gynaecologist. And this week on 'How to Do It' we're going to learn how to play the flute, how to split the atom, how to construct box girder bridges and how to irrigate the Sahara and make vast new areas cultivatable, but first, here's Jackie to tell you how to rid the world of all known diseases.

Jackie: Hello Alan.

Alan: Hello Jackie.

Jackie: Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvelous cure for something, and then, when the medical world really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be diseases any more.

 

[iamincognito45]

How do you know he's king?

Well... He hasn't got shit all over him...

 

[MrEd63]

African or Euopean?

 

[iamincognito45]

African or Euopean?

It could grab it by the husk....

One of the all time classic scenes...

 

[MrEd63]

A minute passed

 

[Xerxes82]

It's just a model.

 

[MrEd63]

Sing rittle birdy

 

[FortybutNice]

I’m sorry, is this the five minute argument, or the full half hour?

 

[Jada59]

It's only a flesh wound!

 

[FortybutNice]

I’ll bite your legs off!

 

[Jada59]

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

 

[FortybutNice]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[Jada59]

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Every sperm is sacred!

 

[Jada59]

He hasn't got shit all over him.

 

[MrEd63]

My hovercraft is full of eels

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Romans go home? But that's an order!!!