Reasons why I refuse to run for President

[Very_Bad_Man]

My taxes is not your fucking business.

I cannot provide a long form for my certificate of birth

My last name would inspire jokes about the Whitehouse being invaded by the mafioso

Because of my last name any union dealings I mediate as president would be suspect.

I have to many friends in "low" places.

I'm not sympathetic to the oil industry and let's face it they run America.

My foreign policy would be to cut all aid to any country that does not kiss Americas ass.

I would certainly make fun of the French and possibly the Canadians.

I would legalize marijuana, and tax the fuck out of it.

I would legalize prostitution and place it under government control and tax the fuck out of it.

Every black that bitches about his ancestors being slaves wanting compensation I would give them a free one-way trip back to Africa.

I would inform the American Indian that I just don't give a fuck. Get over it and get off the firewater and get a fucking job.

Totally restructure the Tax Code to be fair for all.

I would enact federal law allowing anybody to marry whom they wish regardless of sex etc etc etc.

Just a few of the things I would do. Mainly I do not run because I have not a clue what I would be doing. Wait neither did the last two presidents.

Anthony Goombah for President 2016

 

[kbate]

Your spelling and grammar indicate that you could become the Republican nominee even if you don't want the job.

 

[RjThoughts]

My tribe has learned that the best way to help educate its youth is to use casinos. Come, spend your children's inheritence. We need to get ourselves out of proverty, provide healthcare, and send our children to college.

 

[blobfish]

Would you cover all the White House furniture in clear plastic?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Your spelling and grammar indicate that you could become the Republican nominee even if you don't want the job.

English is a 2nd language and in Philly this is how we talk.

Suck it snob

 

[Peregrinator]

Tell the truth. The reason you don't run for president is that Monica Lewinsky has moved on, grown up, and has a real career now.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Tell the truth. The reason you don't run for president is that Monica Lewinsky has moved on, grown up, and has a real career now.

I'm sure there are new better interns now. And if there aren't we could order some.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Would you cover all the White House furniture in clear plastic?

Where do you get this plastic fetish?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I'm sure there are new better interns now. And if there aren't we could order some.

My interns hired from http://berkeley-girls.com/

 

[blobfish]

Where do you get this plastic fetish?

It's an Italian thing! You know, the plastic-covered furniture and the colorful lawn shrines.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

It's an Italian thing! You know, the plastic-covered furniture and the colorful lawn shrines.

No it's not

 

[blobfish]

No it's not

It is in New York. Maybe the Philly Italians don't do it. Puerto Ricans always used to do it too.

 

[berry juice]

Anthony Goombah for President 2016

You didn't mention anything about your stanse on muslims, jews, russia and illegal immigration.

 

[RjThoughts]

Philly and South Jersey Italians called it gravy. The rest of them call it sauce.

Gravy is made with the fat and drippings from meat.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

It is in New York. Maybe the Philly Italians don't do it. Puerto Ricans always used to do it too.

It was a generational practice not an ethnic one.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You didn't mention anything about your stanse on muslims, jews, russia and illegal immigration.

We are a country of laws and do not discriminate. All illegals get the boot.

 

[busybody..]

I like your (wide) stance

I'd vote for you

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Philly and South Jersey Italians called it gravy. The rest of them call it sauce.

Gravy is made with the fat and drippings from meat.

This is not germane to my candidacy.

 

[RjThoughts]

This is not germane to my candidacy.

It should, since the restaurant workers vote might bring your numbers up.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I like your (wide) stance

I'd vote for you

I may consider you for VP to garnish the Jish vote and the nincompoop vote.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

It should, since the restaurant workers vote might bring your numbers up.

Restaurants are all mafioso fronts.

It's in the bag.

 

[doubleover]

We are a country of laws and do not discriminate. All illegals get the boot.

You got my vote. Twice.

 

[loquere]

Your spelling and grammar indicate that you could become the Republican nominee even if you don't want the job.

Asshole!

 

[loquere]

Your spelling and grammar indicate that you could become the Republican nominee even if you don't want the job.

Asshole

 

[RjThoughts]

Restaurants are all mafioso fronts.

It's in the bag.

No, most are Greek owned. Been a while since the Goombahs ran shit.