Reasons why I refuse to run for President

[Very_Bad_Man]

No, most are Greek owned. Been a while since the Goombahs ran shit.

That's Diners

 

[RjThoughts]

That's Diners

Upstate, the Greeks have taken over the restaurants as well. The Italians have returned to NYC, Jersey, and points elsewhere.

 

[KRCummings]

My taxes is not your fucking business.

I cannot provide a long form for my certificate of birth

My last name would inspire jokes about the Whitehouse being invaded by the mafioso

Because of my last name any union dealings I mediate as president would be suspect.

I have to many friends in "low" places.

I'm not sympathetic to the oil industry and let's face it they run America.

My foreign policy would be to cut all aid to any country that does not kiss Americas ass.

I would certainly make fun of the French and possibly the Canadians.

I would legalize marijuana, and tax the fuck out of it.

I would legalize prostitution and place it under government control and tax the fuck out of it.

Every black that bitches about his ancestors being slaves wanting compensation I would give them a free one-way trip back to Africa.

I would inform the American Indian that I just don't give a fuck. Get over it and get off the firewater and get a fucking job.

Totally restructure the Tax Code to be fair for all.

I would enact federal law allowing anybody to marry whom they wish regardless of sex etc etc etc.

Just a few of the things I would do. Mainly I do not run because I have not a clue what I would be doing. Wait neither did the last two presidents.

Anthony Goombah for President 2016

Except for the name thing that pretty much fits what I would do.

 

[dirtycarol]

I would vote for you!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

A vote for me is a vote for America

 

[Wyldfire]

So tell me, what do you bring to garner the stripper sector's vote?

 

[KRCummings]

So tell me, what do you bring to garner the stripper sector's vote?

10% off of meth and 2 free trips to the clinic every month.

 

[Wyldfire]

10% off of meth and 2 free trips to the clinic every month.

You had the girls at the clinic trips!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

So tell me, what do you bring to garner the stripper sector's vote?

Stripper will henceforth be classified as skilled labor.

 

[Wyldfire]

Stripper will henceforth be classified as skilled labor.

Oh bravo..... Do we get to classify said labor as Exotic dancing? Or are you daring and calling it "Modern classic"?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Oh bravo..... Do we get to classify said labor as Exotic dancing? Or are you daring and calling it "Modern classic"?

I will leave that to your union.

 

[slave_]

Stripper will henceforth be classified as skilled labor.

You are such a visionary! *sigh*

 

[Wyldfire]

I will leave that to your union.

I'll take it to the girls.... You going to spring for the tootsie pops to get them to come to the meeting?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You are such a visionary! *sigh*

I would like to go back in time and emulate Japanese feudal times and designate a part of each city as the "Willow World" as an adult playground.

Doing so would allow me to keep tabs on things and tax it accordingly.

Sex sells and I will cure the national deficit within 2 years. 1 year if people are extra horny.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I'll take it to the girls.... You going to spring for the tootsie pops to get them to come to the meeting?

No but condoms will henceforth be government subsidized

 

[slave_]

I would like to go back in time and emulate Japanese feudal times and designate a part of each city as the "Willow World" as an adult playground.

Doing so would allow me to keep tabs on things and tax it accordingly.

Sex sells and I will cure the national deficit within 2 years. 1 year if people are extra horny.

See, you missed your calling. Alas, we are left to suffer.

I gather your slogan would have been 'a chicken in every pot and a warm Geisha in every bed'?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

See, you missed your calling. Alas, we are left to suffer.

I gather your slogan would have been 'a chicken in every pot and a warm Geisha in every bed'?

Chicken Parmesan.

Everything Italian tastes better.

 

[KRCummings]

No but condoms will henceforth be government subsidized

I'm pretty sure they'll take the discounted meth over anything else. You do that you got every stripper vote.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I'm pretty sure they'll take the discounted meth over anything else. You do that you got every stripper vote.

I have never met a pretty meth addict.

This does not fit the new union label and business model my government will employ.

 

[KRCummings]

I have never met a pretty meth addict.

This does not fit the new union label and business model my government will employ.

Best opening to a tv show ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm-Li_yL03U

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Best opening to a tv show ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm-Li_yL03U

This is the sort of behavior that gives good hookers a bad rap.

My plan will change all this.

Look for the union label.

 

[naughtycakes]

Yeah, I doubt strippers do meth.

Coke, yes, probably lots. And all kinds of pills.

 

[slave_]

Chicken Parmesan.

Everything Italian tastes better.

mmmmmm... Can't argue with that.

Man, you are evil! Now I have a damn craving in the middle of the night!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Yeah, I doubt strippers do meth.

Coke, yes, probably lots. And all kinds of pills.

Strippers and higher end escorts is about beauty and the fantasy. It is hard to create the fantasy if your face looks like a baboons ass. Most i have known did coke and pills. Very few shot up but they do not last long.

mmmmmm... Can't argue with that.

Man, you are evil! Now I have a damn craving in the middle of the night!

May I suggest Italian sausage.

 

[slave_]

May I suggest Italian sausage.

No fuss, no muss and always satisfying... and filling.