Ready your Redneck Faraday "Box!"

[4est_4est_Gump]

Solar flares, they are a'cummin'!

http://www.latimes.com/news/science/la-sci-solar-storms-20120505,0,6214500.story



http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/public/TGnSjsXm22qPmb9lzxHUXXy9T0wva-iR3uCDbWdCtVrIDRJCafLGK7uExlAcjKuqqTc5dbz87_cCvDAa0niPS08FY7bgJzYLNsVVjFzgXzVV_wrGL9EN_jaRrLIF2v-GygdwuPhtYf7s5ufqRyrFvYxjSsgOdO7BNbf8Yw=s90-c

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well, I'm rollin' down the road in my model A Fo'd
Goin' to Jericho cuz the empty pint said so.
With a pair of .45's and a thousand rounds,
I ain't goin' to need no Rangers to clear out this whole damn town.

I'm Smith, an' I'm from Back East.
Yeah, I'm bad John Smith, an' I'm from Back East . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Will? dat you?


Or is it Hickey...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Jamie came back, with a vengeance.


Finn caught it . . . he was too stoopid.


Hickey's still out cruisin' dirt roads in his Pierce Arrow.


He's one of the blondes in the back - the spike heels are debatable.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Make sure the blonde's box is well grounded...

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't piss off the Sun!

It will determine when life on Earth is toast.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Don't piss off the Sun!

It will determine when life on Earth is toast.

Or frozen wasteland...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Brunettes seem to abound in the hyah parts.


Latinas, squaws . . . except for the Chicago polack imports.


And the ginger girl at the cathouse.


Hain't nivver bin tuh Nawlinz . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

As long as you don't have to put the round peg into a square box!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The girl may be deep back inside Mexico by now, but it's not fair to say that her box is square.


Even if she is stuck with Doyle.


The squaw came along of her own volition.

 

[Saint Peter]

Chicago polack imports . . . .

I like those.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I like those.

You'd have better luck with more chrome.


And a gasser.


I found you one:

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Gasser.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And don't be insulterizin' mah Model A.


Check out the windshield. That had to hurt:

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/wp-content/themes/jalopy/thumb.php?src=http://www.jalopyjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/leader.jpg&h=282&w=569&zc=1&q=80

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

... and that mangy redbone hound?



I reckon he's got no place to go either. Might as well ride along with us. Everyone else is...

*spit*

 

[Saint Peter]

Plenty of straight metal left on it.

I think we can save her. The mushed head? No so much.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Plenty of straight metal left on it.

I think we can save her. The mushed head? No so much.

It was the family dog...



That's why you put it on top. Seat belts won't hold it...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, it can be saved.


It needs a v8 to be an AV8.


But it's the insult that can't be forgiven, and Finn's arrogance.


This is gonna hurt . . . a lot. Him, not me

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sanjuro: You're all tough, then?
Gambler: What? Kill me if you can!
Sanjuro: It'll hurt.

Sanjuro: [after the gamblers have challenged him] No help for fools.
[draws sword and kills two of them]

[Sanjuro has just killed two men and cut the arm off a third]
Sanjuro: Cooper. Two coffins... No, maybe three.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hey, you making some kind of joke?


Mmmm, no, I see that you men were just playing around. But the mule, he just doesn't get it. Of course, if you were all to apologize . . . .


I don't think it's nice, you laughin' . . . .


It's gonna hurt if I do . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sanjuro: I'll get paid for killing, and this town is full of people who deserve to die.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And we ain't never killed nobody who, by our standards, didn't need killin'.


Off to lay a ceramic floor.


I can hardly wait.


And the Watian Stimulus keeps on stimulatin' . . . .

 

[Saint Peter]

Double time Sunday!


Union Yes!!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Solar flares, they are a'cummin'!

....and they are all Obama's fault, amiright?