Random Thoughts

[ashesatwork]

That was not what I expected to wake up to. To each their own.

Ugh. That was alot of good beer on an empty stomach. Im hungry.

 

[papadoc19]

That was not what I expected to wake up to. To each their own.

Ugh. That was alot of good beer on an empty stomach. Im hungry.

Did you wake up with a beer, Ashes?

 

[tiny_tits]

Why do black bras wear out faster than white ones?

Same reason I have nine single sock (s).

 

[vavavaVoom]

My weekend starts now

I am a 1 in 10 ...a number on a list ...

 

[papadoc19]

My weekend starts now

I am a 1 in 10 ...a number on a list ...

Your weekend starts on a Monday?

 

[ashesatwork]

Did you wake up with a beer, Ashes?

Ha. No I drank late and then played on lit way to late after drinking. Thats for sure.
I need a button on my phone that keeps me from doing such.

 

[DarkrSide]

Random thoughts...

I think some people need to get a sense of humor and calm the fuck down... just saying.

 

[ashesatwork]

Random thoughts...

I think some people need to get a sense of humor and calm the fuck down... just saying.

I could use a reason to get my scissors out...who needs cut

 

[DarkrSide]

I could use a reason to get my scissors out...who needs cut

No need to cut a bitch. Just saw stupidity in another thread and wanted to get my 2 cents in

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Sometimes duct tape works better than scissors

 

[angie33]

Sometimes I listen to stranger's conversation and mentally give my opinion.

 

[ashesatwork]

Sometimes duct tape works better than scissors

Sounds like less jail time.. but not near as much fun

 

[Secret_Tease]

Carma is a bitch....Glad I'm on it's good side.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Your weekend starts on a Monday?

Uh-huh. I work a 4 on, 4 off rotation except for week five. I have to do a bullshit meeting day That robs me of a day off ...so rude!
Good to see ya Papa D!

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Last night I got asked one of those "deep" questions. I answered as honestly as I could, which didn't really cast a glowing sweet light on myself. Why do people ask those questions if they're just going to get perturbed at the answers?

 

[merryohmd]

Does it rain any where else in Spain besides on the plains?

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Does it rain any where else in Spain besides on the plains?

I thought that was just mainly.

 

[merryohmd]

I thought that was just mainly.

You should know with all those books to complete research.

Was Jessica Rabbit really drawn badly?

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

If a chicken crosses a road, rolls in the dirt, and then crosses the road again, is he a double dirty crosser?

 

[respeito]

*sighs and shakes my head*

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

When you drop a slice of bread with butter on it, it always lands butter side down.

When a cat falls off of something, it always lands on its feet.

What would happen if you tied the slice of bread to the cat and dropped it?

 

[Lia Monde]

Why do "Bucket Lists" seem to get longer?

 

[funny215]

sigh, fuck it.....

 

[merryohmd]

On a role tonight.

Have you seen the new Taco Bell commercial with Ronald McDonald? I don't believe any of those guys ever met the Hamburgler!

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

At the railroad crossing in my town there are two stop signs.

How long do I have to sit there before I can cross the tracks?