Random Thoughts

[merryohmd]

At the railroad crossing in my town there are two stop signs.

How long do I have to sit there before I can cross the tracks?

Until a train isn't coming? What's the right answer?

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Until a train isn't coming? What's the right answer?

I have no freakin' idea. You cross the tracks and there is another stop sign....but that's because the old highway is there. Guess you just sit until the person behind you honks their horn.

 

[Matryoshka]

Why do "Bucket Lists" seem to get longer?

Cause there's a hole in the bucket, dear Lila, dear Lila...

 

[merryohmd]

If there is an Eastern Standard time is there an Eastern Nonstandard time?

 

[papadoc19]

Is it wrong that I wish to punch John McCain?

 

[GreenBanana]

So I hear there's a Japanese video game for the Wii that allows women to simulate the joy of peeing with a penis.

 

[angie33]

If you dont like something, change it. If you can't change it..change the way you feel about it.

 

[merryohmd]

Chocolate ice cream with marshmallow topping or a woman?

 

[Miles Long]

Oh them titties

 

[Matryoshka]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

[ydahecnot]

And what about that airline food?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

If you dont like something, change it. If you can't change it..change the way you feel about it.

I love this saying...and I am a firm believer in it.

 

[ydahecnot]

"If your world is all screwed up, rearrange it."--Trooper

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

If the Number 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

 

[merryohmd]

If the Number 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

LOL

Why do feet smell and noses run?

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Why do stores that are open 24hrs have locks on the doors?

 

[papadoc19]

Why do stores that are open 24hrs have locks on the doors?

For Christmas when everything closes...

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

[papadoc19]

The decline of the Roman Empire is not a bad analogy...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rBX-kpXzAB8/UjwyXFRU4kI/AAAAAAABCRU/MIn6rV_j61k/s1600/Every+man+needs+a+woman+when+his+life+is+a+mess.jpg

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't want to see Stephen Colbert in a straight role?

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

guess I'm not down with the lingo here, what the eff is an fwb?

 

[DashingRogue]

Is it truly the end of an era or am I just seeing what I want to see?

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change.
The courage to change the things that I can.
And the wisdom to know where to hide the bodies.

 

[may_I_please]

I want a good book to read