Random Thoughts

[john415]

I hate shopping for artisan lightbulbs but not as much as I dislike useless lamps

 

[Oakheart]

You have lit, many good stories

 

[merryohmd]

What a day for a daydream!

 

[papadoc19]

Kosher Orange Juice???

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Why was it all men at the Captain America movie today?

and then again.. YAY it was all men at Captain America.. .except me

 

[merryohmd]

Why was it all men at the Captain America movie today?

and then again.. YAY it was all men at Captain America.. .except me

Guys love Captain America?

Get any offers?

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Guys love Captain America?

Get any offers?

I wish.
I was next to an argument.. "Why didn't he just call Tony Stark?"
LMAO.

 

[Willieceedee]

I love female librarians that love Capt America.

 

[emma_the_librarian]

I love female librarians that love Capt America.

 

[merryohmd]

I love female librarians that love Capt America.

I agree. I wonder if she has read in Marvel Comics?

 

[ydahecnot]

A bit cold

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Chocolate comes from cocoa beans and beans are vegetables....
Sugar comes from sugar cane or sugar beets and both of those are plants....
Plants are vegetables....
CHOCOLATE IS A VEGETABLE!!!!!

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Chocolate comes from cocoa beans and beans are vegetables....
Sugar comes from sugar cane or sugar beets and both of those are plants....
Plants are vegetables....
CHOCOLATE IS A VEGETABLE!!!!!

Nice try!

 

[Lia Monde]

A sneeze is never sexy.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Nice try!

Thanks a lot Weasel....

But stressed is desserts spelled backwards!!!!!

 

[Matryoshka]

Why are cobwebs nasty and dust bunnies cute?

 

[kimbalee]

Why are cobwebs nasty and dust bunnies cute?

hmmm... because cobwebs are attention seekers, all in your face like, "Here I am, look at me!" and want immediate attention.

But dust bunnies are playful and content to hang out for a while. They don't try to embarrass you when company comes over, they just like a game of hide and seek.

 

[rachel7824]

When people put gifs and pictures in their signature and profile, I wonder if it's actually something they can do/have done/would do...

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

if hell is personalized, mine would probably incorporate the feeling that I'm going to sneeze, but the sneeze never actually materializes.

just perpetual near-sneeze.

like today.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

if hell is personalized, mine would probably incorporate the feeling that I'm going to sneeze, but the sneeze never actually materializes.

just perpetual near-sneeze.

like today.

That would be brutal. Sorry. Try forcing it? Like sniff pepper.

 

[emma_the_librarian]

if hell is personalized, mine would probably incorporate the feeling that I'm going to sneeze, but the sneeze never actually materializes.

just perpetual near-sneeze.

like today.

Oh, I hate that!

That and torture hiccups.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Oh, I hate that!

That and torture hiccups.

I would prefer hiccups because those I can cure within seconds by breathing a certain way! never fails

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

That would be brutal. Sorry. Try forcing it? Like sniff pepper.

I have tried that! haha

but even if I get one out, I still have the sensation

 

[papadoc19]

It is very rare that the actual person looks anything as close to as good as the re-enactor

 

[Spins]

Rainy days make me happy