Random Thoughts

[BlackCashmere]

I will no longer respond to negativity...from anyone...

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I will no longer respond to negativity...from anyone...

I never saw you respond to it before. Keep the good times rolling. It's easy to get swallowed into negativity.

 

[BlackCashmere]

I never saw you respond to it before. Keep the good times rolling. It's easy to get swallowed into negativity.

Thank you

 

[Sundayschild]

I will no longer respond to negativity...from anyone...

Reminds me of this joke:

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

 

[ydahecnot]

I will no longer respond to negativity...from anyone...

You positive?

indeed the most positive of us all.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I googled "naked muffins" and there was nothing about breakfast food.

"naked crumpets" was even dirtier

I'd love to see your search history

 

[barefootgirl69]

Reminds me of this joke:

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

*grinning* I like that

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I've read so it must be true, fish oil is essential the cure for everything. EVERYTHING!

 

[islandjoe2]

I've read so it must be true, fish oil is essential the cure for everything. EVERYTHING!

I take fish oil every day and the only problems I have with my body are that my skin is prone to being sliced open by sharp things....so yea, it's pretty much a cureall.

 

[curvyangel1969]

So.....I was walking to the break room to get coffee and passed a male co-worker. And for the first time ever totally noticed him checking out my boobs. I said Good morning. He said hello hello. I think one of those Hello's was directed at my chest. Lol.

 

[AbsintheFather]

So.....I was walking to the break room to get coffee and passed a male co-worker. And for the first time ever totally noticed him checking out my boobs. I said Good morning. He said hello hello. I think one of those Hello's was directed at my chest. Lol.

Maybe one hello was for each boob?

 

[curvyangel1969]

Maybe one hello was for each boob?

There is that possibility as well. Lol

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Doc thinks I might have carpal tunnel. Gotta have anEMG done to find out. Everytime I turn around there's something else breaking. don't get old

 

[BlackCashmere]

Reminds me of this joke:

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

Smile

 

[papadoc19]

If it happened here I wouldn't believe but because it is there I am willing to suspend my disbelief.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Oh, I've been sad
And have walked bitter streets alone
And come morning
There's a good wind to blow me home
So time is a river rolling into nowhere
I will live while I can
I will have my ever after

 

[papadoc19]

Kendrick Lamar lost more street cred with me because of his collaboration with Maroon 5 than he did with his ones with Taylor Swift and Sia.

 

[shadowofaman]

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

 

[Hypoxia]

The weather has grown cold.

I no longer have a praying mantis staring at me from every window.

I miss the companionship.

 

[Chris_Michael]

I regret romancing Morrigan. She's such a bitch.

...it's a videogame thing.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I regret romancing Morrigan. She's such a bitch.

...it's a videogame thing.

Her name is Morrigan. You are surprised why?

 

[mnbreastluver]

There are more nipples on earth than people.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I've got to let you know ...

you're one of my kind

 

[islandjoe2]

Speaking of in excess, too much niacin and caffeine does a headache make.

 

[Leigh81]

My puppy has 5 nipples on one side & 4 on the other......weird

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