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Penises are kind of like toddlers....they can be a little awkward, they have a mind of their own, drool a lot, and need a nap after too much "excitement".
 
I'm a sucker for a hot shower

Edit: and short hair. That thought was less random, though.
 
A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says alcohol is bad for her legs,
The guy ask "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"

:D
 
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
 
Glad the NFL season is back. Can't wait to watch my Steelers to shine in their opener in the Monday Night game.
 
I want to find someone to pay me to take pictures. The ones I want to take. Nature. Nudes. Architecture. Whatever I feel like.
 
I want a face full of ladyjizz from an attractive woman who appreciates me on both a carnal and intellectual level. Why is this so hard to come by?
 
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