Random Thoughts

[mamasota]

Ni lava, ni presta la batea.

 

[DayMaker]

Penises are kind of like toddlers....they can be a little awkward, they have a mind of their own, drool a lot, and need a nap after too much "excitement".

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Penises are kind of like toddlers....they can be a little awkward, they have a mind of their own, drool a lot, and need a nap after too much "excitement".

And they're always busy trying to get into things.

 

[DayMaker]

And they're always busy trying to get into things.

Sometimes they fit into spaces you never thought possible.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sometimes they fit into spaces you never thought possible.

They often seem to be in a hurry to 'get there' as soon as possible.

 

[DayMaker]

They often seem to be in a hurry to 'get there' as soon as possible.

And seem to lose interest equally fast?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

And seem to lose interest equally fast?

Fickle little beasts.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I'm a sucker for a hot shower

Edit: and short hair. That thought was less random, though.

 

[SimplyMsT]

A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says alcohol is bad for her legs,
The guy ask "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"

 

[mnbreastluver]

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

 

[Ask For More]

The stray dogs howling outside my bungalow are starting to get annoying.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I want pizza for dinner.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Marco ...

 

[RoyceConnors]

Marco ...

Polo

 

[ydahecnot]

And they're always busy trying to get into things.

I resemble that remark

 

[ashesatwork]

I accomplished nothing today and it was absolutely amazing.

 

[KapitalK]

Glad the NFL season is back. Can't wait to watch my Steelers to shine in their opener in the Monday Night game.

 

[Leigh81]

The pvr says it's Ray Donovan & Fear The Walking Dead time

L

 

[curvyangel1969]

Why does my DVD refuse to delete this one specific episode. Grrr

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I want to find someone to pay me to take pictures. The ones I want to take. Nature. Nudes. Architecture. Whatever I feel like.

 

[AKS]

I should be asleep

 

[ashesatwork]

Glad the NFL season is back. Can't wait to watch my Steelers to shine in their opener in the Monday Night game.

Agreeeeeeeeeee

 

[SassySheDevil]

A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says alcohol is bad for her legs,
The guy ask "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"

haha. Me.

 

[DarkSimian]

I wish I spoke German

http://www.redtube.com/1648560

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I want a face full of ladyjizz from an attractive woman who appreciates me on both a carnal and intellectual level. Why is this so hard to come by?