JennyNo1
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Some part of me wants to make waffles
Some part of me wants to eat them!
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Some part of me wants to make waffles
Sesame Street just announced that they've axed Bob, Gordon, and Luis. WTF.
I confess I have incorporated Luis into a mental fantasy or two. I can own that. #MilfLife
I can't remember the last time she and I were on Lit at the same time. The stars must be aligned.I pray for you.

I can't remember the last time she and I were on Lit at the same time. The stars must be aligned.![]()

*swoon*I prayed for that too.![]()
I've missed your sexy ass.*swoon*
Will you marry me?I've missed your sexy ass.
Love you! I think about visiting every time I see a fare sale. Just a quick weekend of crazy, that hopefully doesn't end in one or both of us in jail.Will you relocate? Lol. Love you!

I pray for you.
Will you relocate? Lol. Love you!
Love you! I think about visiting every time I see a fare sale. Just a quick weekend of crazy, that hopefully doesn't end in one or both of us in jail.![]()
Did you actually just ask for a boob sandwich? Seriously? Bahahaha!can I get a boob sandwich to go from you two??![]()
Did you actually just ask for a boob sandwich? Seriously? Bahahaha!
Did you actually just ask for a boob sandwich? Seriously? Bahahaha!
can I get a boob sandwich to go from you two??![]()
If it ain't prison worthy, let's make it so.Love you! I think about visiting every time I see a fare sale. Just a quick weekend of crazy, that hopefully doesn't end in one or both of us in jail.![]()
Just one night of sin?Yes. Keep that shit up. Can you please tell the God of your understanding that I'd like Luis, his guitar, and a hotel room for a night? Thx
You're not fucking dead yet, pee-paw?
I like your church. Let's do this.If it ain't prison worthy, let's make it so.
Just one night of sin?
Meh, he'll totally let that one ride.
So you thought I was dead, huh?....... reference Dorian Gray.![]()
I like your church. Let's do this.
*tucks bail money in my bra*
Are you going to get mad again if I start tucking it in your panties?Either that or you fooled some woman into thinking you're hot shit.
Smoke and mirrors..or paintings rather.
We'll never see that cash again.
Either that or you fooled some woman into thinking you're hot shit.
Smoke and mirrors..or paintings rather.
You know I have no ability to fool a woman......![]()
Are you going to get mad again if I start tucking it in your panties?
Can't we just buy burgers with money from a posh wallet?Are you going to get mad again if I start tucking it in your panties?
You know I have no ability to fool a woman......![]()
I think we can find someone to buy our beer 'n burgers.....Can't we just buy burgers with money from a posh wallet?
Or desire to for that matter.
I think we can find someone to buy our beer 'n burgers.....![]()