ShelbyBubbles
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Making bacon in the oven is so much easier and less messy and time consuming than frying it.
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I agree but not as crispy
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Has anyone actually ever witnessed a toad using a stool?....:/
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Well they DO have really short legs...
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where were you with this like a week ago!
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Hmmm..interesting....So you haven't actually witnessed a toad using a stool then?...or..?
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You can't be bothered to go out with your family. But your mom or friends call and out the door you fly... WTF!?!
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this chart troubles me.
first of all, why do both axes start at 4?? is it because anyone who is under a 4 is unfuckable anyways because they're either too nice or too "ugly" or both?
and what are we supposed to do with the 4-5's who are under the Vicky Mendoza diagonal?
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I'm glad he decided we stay home tonight......
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I've had a typo in my sig for 5 yrs. and never noticed...
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I'm trying to work out what it is/was now...
Wondering if actually you are a peony?
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I'm trying to work out what it is/was now...
Wondering if actually you are a peony?
I am the low man on the food chain....and I like it! I could go into management, but I don't want a lobotomy, and I hate the taste of ass.
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I am the low man on the food chain....and I like it! I could go into management, but I don't want a lobotomy, and I hate the taste of ass.
OK, then it must be 'saviour'...
I also stayed out of the 'management' career path in my industry - I want to be doing it, not hovering behind someone else who's doing it and making their excuses for them... Or doing their paperwork. Or creating budget reports. *shudder*
Fortunately, as I am also freelance, I escape all the corporate bollocks. Mostly...
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Ok, Lit is taking forever for me to load today. So, have a good day everyone!
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OK, then it must be 'saviour'...
I also stayed out of the 'management' career path in my industry - I want to be doing it, not hovering behind someone else who's doing it and making their excuses for them... Or doing their paperwork. Or creating budget reports. *shudder*
Fortunately, as I am also freelance, I escape all the corporate bollocks. Mostly...
well, it's by no means a glamourous job, but I've been doing it for a very long time, and I'm actually good at it. So I think I'll stick around a little longer
PattiJolene
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l think the plan is to watch Martinsville from the hot tub this afternoon....early to bed tonight. 4am comes early....
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Great plan!! I'm on the way!!
Our first fetish party together at our place went awesome.. my new suspension platform was flawless and we had a great time. Lots of good conversation, good food, laughs, rope, flogging...
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I'm taking my nephews GF shopping in a couple of hours, then driving her back to university. I feel like I need to write, "I must behave myself" 100 times on the blackboard.
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What's the worst that could happen?
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I'm taking my nephews GF shopping in a couple of hours, then driving her back to university. I feel like I need to write, "I must behave myself" 100 times on the blackboard.
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I didn't, know GFs were available in the shops?
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What's the worst that could happen?
I didn't, know GFs were available in the shops?
The worst that can happen?? Not going down that road.
She kind of knows about our relationship with a GF of mine & was curious. I gave her first gal kiss since she wanted to know what it was like. Leaving it at that.
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The worst that can happen?? Not going down that road.
She kind of knows about our relationship with a GF of mine & was curious. I gave her first gal kiss since she wanted to know what it was like. Leaving it at that.
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Just playing devil's advocate here, but what if she brings that kiss up and mentions how right it felt and how comfortable you made her feel. She confides that she's been thinking about it a lot the last few days and every time she thinks about it she gets a little excited and wouldn't you please just kiss her one more time?
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We've texted during the week several times. Maybe another kiss??
Probably not a wise move. If found out, my nephew would be crushed, my husband would flip, my GF would walk, my sis/bro in laws would lynch me.
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We've texted during the week several times. Maybe another kiss??
Probably not a wise move. If found out, my nephew would be crushed, my husband would flip, my GF would walk, my sis/bro in laws would lynch me.
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Those are some pretty shitty consequences...
I can understand the in-laws being upset, the GF and mayyyybe the husband, but that nephew needs to reorganize his priorities. If my hot aunt wanted to make out with my girlfriend at 19, I'm absolutely giving two thumbs up
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